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o shit I 100% forgot I had a tumblr
“I am so terribly jealous of the bed that gets to hold your tired body each night, the pillow that gets to kiss your head as you drift into sleep. I am so terribly jealous of the things around you that get to touch you, feel you, hold you.”
— Lukas W. // The things around you
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
so literally today my fiances dad random sent us $100 that we really needed AND my partner gifted me the spyro trilogy. this post? is the one.
“It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more.”
— Bela Lugosi
incomplete list of iconic things michael palin did
wanted to name monty python after his neighbor because he thought it’d be funny to suddenly find out there’s a whole tv show named after you
is known as the nicest man in the world and i believe it even though i’ve yet to meet him
monty python basically exists because john cleese wanted to work with him
apologized to Carol Cleveland for the fact their roles for her weren’t that well-rounded and went out of his way to include her in sketches during Flying Circus
improvised “Hey, but I didn’t eat the mousse” in meaning of Life
he’s the one that wrote the fake Swedish subtitles for Holy Grail (Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?)
is a fan of trains and wrote a whole sketch about them (The train timetables murder sketch)
when he goes to different countries for his travel documentaries, he’s the most respectful motherfucker and is always willing to learn about the places he goes
is going to release a new travel documentary from North Korea soon, Palin is a bamf
ate mud for Holy Grail only to discover he wasn’t on screen and threw a tantrum that’s valid
According to Carol Cleveland, as the group were exiting backstage one night, a 20-something girl ran up to Palin, screamed “Oh, Michael!”, and promptly fainted in his arms. Palin had to pass the girl to others to help, as he was literally shocked into speechlessness.
corpses a LOT and i love him for it (Pontius Pilate, travel agent sketch, my brain hurts, you can see him break a lot)
he’s so passionate? honestly just watch him and john in the Life of Brian debates he’s ready to throw hands
after playing someone with a stammer for A Fish Called Wanda he started his own foundation for children with stammers
published his diaries for public edification
is so good at playing a wide array of characters from Gumby to sleazy Blackmail host to a crossdressing lumberjack like you believe him in every role he plays
once drove 60mph (96.5km/h) dressed as a pantomime horse
referred to writing with Cleese instead of his normal partner Jones as “going away from an afternoon and cheating on your wife”
has been married for over 50 years, and his wife appears in Around the World in 80 Days and they just seem so cute
smoked weed with eric at least once during holy grail
others: monty python, graham chapman, john cleese, eric idle, terry jones,
hannibal aggravating guests
Halloween begins when AHS premieres. Change my mind.🎃
just sorta wish i was lying in an olive grove on a mountainside in the peloponnese in the middle of summer listening to cicadas buzzing all around wondering how many ancient relics there are buried directly beneath me
Hoodie: On
Tiddies: In
Leaves: Falling
Witchcraft: H Y P E R D R I V E
what the actual fuck
what is this heterosexual nonsense??
us gays are the ones with no family values yet these people are literally teaching their daughters to shut the fuck up and let boys/men speak lmao
you have to understand that the Christian fundamentalist worldview only sees white adult straight Christian men as fully human. and they want to impose it on everybody.
imagine dedicating your private life to a monogamous relationship, spending 3 x 9 months of said life pregnant and going through the pain of labor three times just to..be treated like that? and to allow your own daughters to be treated like that???
mother fucking y i k e s
What was this woman even thinking??? It’s one thing her husband is a jerk… but why does she even let him do this.
Cause she either thinks the same way (which I totally can’t understand!) Or she’s not brave enough/able/safe enough to stand up against him… (In which case I wish her and her daughters the best help and a lot of strenght!)
What the FUCK
It’s a joke you guys.
Bruh, yall niggas getting some mad at a joke. How about we get mad at folks actually beating the shit out of their spouses?
“It’s a joke so it’s okay” is the rallying cry of idiots. That’s not an excuse nor a justification.
You don’t have to like it. Hell, that shit looks weird to me, but to put it on par with people actually abusing their spouses? You’re a fucking idiot.
Oh my lord people, do you really think an abuser would send out a Christmas card like this? It’s a joke, because the running joke is all women do is nag, get off of the Internet and go experience the real world
Okay but
the
“”joke””
like, the “hahahahaha” punchline,
is
that women should be silent
and men should like it when women are silent
because you think we nag
or because fuck it you just don’t like hearing women’s opinions
LMFAOOOO ISNT THAT SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY??? IM CRYING YOU GUYS I CANT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE WHAT C O M E D Y
a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me
me: you don’t deserve to be loved or cared for
not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it
This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!
Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!
Won’t chance it.
Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money
Let me reblog this 2x then 😂
Do the thing pls
im screaming it worked lmfao
Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice
Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…
I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;
Fuck it, I need the money 😂
I need me a man like John Mulaney