[milcs]

He tries

(I also should)

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[sogekii-heii]

yeehaw

[unalivejournal]

Just casted a powerful curse on you.

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[sukerokus]

happy birthday, ori @aquillez!!

[crippled-peeper]

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

[white-pilled]

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

[aliensexdream]

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

[jrchair98]

[o0kawaii0o]

M-miss nami sir...

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[greelin]

it’s like that sometimes

[anxeious]

[utmbug]

[Insert cool caption here]

[akashicrecord]

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

[7244395]

this post feels like it’s lost some of its original context because I remember reblogging it in 2012 when I didn’t have a smart phone and smart phone ownership was much lower in general. So being on tumblr on Christmas meant being physically at a computer and being visibly unsocial if not completely removed from any festivities. Now everyone’s on social media every day of the year. A true heritage post really

[maidthings]

you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"