in my defense, spring

george costanza luvr jatp blog @reginaldmolinas

[wrongendofthetelescope]

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[jpgperceptual]

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[dozydawn]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[tariktalks]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[russiansandgod]

[snoopyfloyd]