You're cute as dicks

Addyson/Ida 20|she/her

[davidvincentjr]

Well...not sure if I really have any followers left that aren't bots. I am contemplating deleting this and making another for vlog purposes. I've had a really hard time with life since I've been here last, and I'm thinking of recording my days to make life seem less shitty. I don't know, though

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[pomegranateavalanche]

Hey! I’m sorry I haven’t been too active here, but I have a new piece to show you! I recently accepted my first commission!! It was exciting and relaxing! If anyone is interested in commissioning me, please message me here, or the email above! -Ida

[davidvincentjr]

She told him, before they parted ways, “If you ever want me again, you must come to me; for every day if I didn’t run to you, I thought about it, assuming that not even for a second you never felt the same. I may not come for you in the winter, I may not even in the spring. For soon enough I will have nothing more to tell you, I will have no tears to show you, the days will make me tired, maybe even tired of you. I will have no more cares to give, sympathetic words, careless reassurances. Even if I wanted to give you all those things, I won’t, not until you come to me, because its only fair. Because you do the same. You have showed me that your life is yours, my mine my own. Oil and water. And while we have poven the two can stay together in a cup, they will never mix. But, if you ever want a fire like I assume we’ve had before, come to me, and if you ever care, run.” And then she left, without hearing, nor caring, if he said farewell or goodbye

[sticksandsharks]

Pokemon GO adventures from my twitter

I was gonna draw more but then work/freelance bogged me down. might make more of these in the coming weeks o:

[mens-rights-activia]

mutuals do this it’s really fun

return the slab 

[nasfera2]

Or suffer my curse.

[giratinarulez]

What’s your offer!

[agenderwaterbender-deactivated2]

i want:

a new tattoo.

to be kissed.

to not be nervous about my future.

[colleenclarkart]

a small comic about tying up/tying together loose ends

[alvvaysright-blog]

real mysteries of until dawn:

where is emily’s bag

how does mike get so dirty on the way to the sanatorium

how did josh get hold of so many pigs

why were the washington parents okay with them going back

how did josh film sam’s face so close

how did none of them get hypothermia

“first, the wendigo, he’ll render you immobile. and then he strips the skin off your entire body, piece by piece. and then he keeps you alive and aware and feasts on your organs, one piece at a time” [goes outside] [gets decapitated]

what pranks did josh have planned for mike and jess

[davidvincentjr]

Candela: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they don't make silver M&Ms, so I spray painted them.

Blanche: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.

Spark: Yeah, duh!

Blanche: Go throw up.

Spark: I didn't eat any-

Blanche: Go throw up.

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[son-of-rap-bear]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[highlandvalley]

“初挑戦でしたが不器用だからちょっと見本通りにいかなかったです。#羊毛フェルト https://t.co/9gBX2UkWzW”

[davidvincentjr]

I want a nocturnal relationship. Let's go stargazing, grocery shopping before the store closes, find pokemon and 24 hour shops (or whataburger), go work out until 3 am, listen to music at a low soothing volume, turn off all the lights and move in the dark. Hell, i could even do all of this myself...but not in this city. I just want to do something at night that doesn't usually end in me sulking in my lonliness to sleep or something. I want, maybe even need, change.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[cosmic-noir]

Please help me, Roger! 😭

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

my last finals are today I ain’t risking it

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[nannycanes]

@leupai

[sirkibbles]

Hot diggity, it’s an honest to goodness aqua-bat! :D

[comfortperson]

Concept: its many years later, you and I live together, everything is okay.

[spaceoddity212-deactivated20150]

Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

[midnightfitnesss]

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

[ashtray-princess-deactivated201]

I love seeing people all recovered and happy like yeah you kicked that illnesses ass you legend you rule ☺️

[treecoffee]

Awesome!

[e-leri-deactivated20160430]

thought this was gonna be some “GET SHREDDED IN 30 DAYS” but it turns out to be someone turning their life around after an ed. claps for you, I’m proud

[randomhaunting-deactivated20230]

You look so great!

[systlin]

This is wonderful and I am so proud of you.