Dawn

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Toph’s birthday:

Katara: “What are you doing?”

Sokka: “We’re setting up a surprise for Toph.”

Katara: “A firework show?!”

Sokka: “Yeah and- oh maybe that wasn’t the best idea.”

Meanwhile Zuko set up a (literal) heavy metal orchestra to play “Happy Birthday” and just forgot to tell anyone because he didn’t think it was anything special.

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Zuko is 100% a theater nerd so just imagine the sheer joy he’d feel the first time he watches Sokka obliterate someone in a Haiku battle.

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Avatar AU where Jet tries to impress Zuko by telling him that he can identify Firebenders on sight.

He mistakes Zuko’s attempts not to laugh as him being interested so continues by bragging about having met the Blue Spirit.

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Kaveh: “So money is earned by recruiting new people. Money from the new investors is used to pay for the older investors.”

Alhaitham: “Your plan is to set up a pyramid scheme?”

Kaveh: “It’s called Multilevel Marketing.”

Alhaitham: “When you said that you had a new way to pay rent this was not what I expected.” *Mumbling under his breath* “I bought that lingerie for nothing.”

Kaveh: “What?”

Alhaitham: “Nothing! Sounds great! I’ll bail you out of prison when you need it.”

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Rwby Modern AU

At Ruby & Weiss’s wedding Whitley shows up (Weiss invited him but didn’t expect him to actually come).

Weiss greets him but he just says “I’m simply here to admire the floral arrangements.”

“What?”

“I heard your trees are pretty good too,” and he just stares at Oscar Pine who they hired as the florist.

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Childe: “Sorry I’m late.”

Zhongli: “You’re covered in blood.”

Childe: “Why else would I be late?”

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From Nahida’s story on her profile:

Nahida’s “Toy Box”

Cue Wanderer staring at a fox puzzle with frustration and wondering if it would be too late to go back to the Fatui

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Wanderer: I’m going to be an Anemo catalyst

Heizou and Sucrose, chanting: One of us! One of us!

Wanderer: Ummm

Heizou and Sucrose, louder chanting: One of us!

Wanderer: Can I go back to being evil?

Nahida: You asked for this

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Wander: You archons are all the same. Thinking you can so easily win against any enemy you face. I know your tricks Buer, I will not be played for a fool.

Nahida: You’re just a False God who failed in his quest for power. I will win against you and claim my prize.

Wander: For the last time, you already had five packs of candied ajilenakh nuts today. Too many and you’ll get a tummy ache.

Nahida, trying to reach the highest shelf: I will prevail.

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Beidou: Who is this?

Ningguang: Well you adopted Kazuha so I decided to find a child myself. She reminded me of me.

Dori, wide-eyed: So. Much. Mora.

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Ruby and Weiss’s relationship dynamic is Weiss being the short one who tries to assert dominance well Ruby is clearly the one on top.

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Ruby: I’m doing great. Very mentally sound over here. Picture of mental stability.

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Imagine if Shadow Weaver did get sent to Beast Island and Micah just beats the shit out of her.

That would truly be beautiful.

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Weiss, suddenly timid: I kind of want to kiss you right now.

Ruby: And I want to make out with you under a bridge while we hide from the cops. We all have desires!

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Ruby: What do you want for your birthday?

Yang: A mother who loves me.

Ruby: Best I can do is a Blake.

Yang: That works.

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At this point it sounds like volume 9 will just be Ruby having a mental breakdown in the corner

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Weiss: I like my personal space.

Ruby, enthusiastically: I also like Weiss’s personal space!

Weiss, realizing Ruby is hugging her: *Deep sigh*