Don't forget to pay your library fees
Creating a character for a Pathfinder game.
DM: What class do you want to play?
Me: Barbarian
DM: Alright, a bar-bar, and you said youâre a half-orc. Whatâs your name?
Me: uhhâŚ..Barbara
DM: ..?
Me: Bar'ba'raâŚthe barbarian librarian
DM: âŚ
Me: I used to be in charge of collecting overdue book fees at my local library before I got drafted.

















