It Is What It Is

[tall]

[machineheart66]

ur Straight friends will look at U like you murdered their entire family If u dare to suggest that they break up with their racist Jobless porn addict boyfriend

[segamascott]

mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little

[gnomebutch]

we should ban circumcision and replace it with chopping that thang off entirely vote for me

[sonelion-deactivated20180317]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[playthings2007]

We are charlie chaplin

We carry the cane

[oneheadtoanother]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[smokingrozanov]

I get the ick from other people not liking body hair that’s how serious it is to me

[somni]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[segamascott]

many of you seem to live like this

[whitealbum]

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

[cliffsecord]

[sluttynurse]

you can never convince me the current sapphic pop scene or whatever it's called is dire when 5 years ago they were trying to get you to listen to king princess

[sluttynurse]

honey this record is a thicc queen

[magnetothemagnificent]

Some people's entire political ideology boils down to "revolution = good" without any ounce of critical thought. All you need to do to get support from these kinds of people is to call your pogroms and lynch mobs and authoritarian coups "revolutions", and they'll be turning up in droves to support you.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Where's the Dril tweet about how you do not have to hand it to the Taliban?