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jesse armstrong said guys this episode is so crazy. you won’t believe it. all the characters you know and love are going to behave exactly the way you expect. you won’t believe it. you’re going to be shocked. and if that wasn’t crazy enough wait until you hear this: these guys are bad people
SUCCESSION ▸ 4.08 america decides
jeremy strong and arian moayed could do the social network and jesse eisenberg and andrew garfield could do succession and jeremy strong and arian moayed could do jennifer's body and amanda seyfried and megan fox could do succession btw. if you even care
karl you dropped this king 👑
I screamed so loud bc that's mother
you're connor roy they serve the cake that they gave you when they placed your mom into a psych ward and your dad dies on your wedding day :))))
ok i'm seeing a lot of other people say they also thought it was a trick at first so i don't feel as insane. but truly that was masterful to do it that way. we as the viewers aren't really used to being out of the loop like that in this show, meaning normally we'd assume that if it happened, we'd see it happen. so tom randomly calling with the news feels wrong...and that's exactly how it feels for the kids. it's brilliant and i'm in absolute shock and i genuinely can't believe this didn't get leaked. holy fuck
i love you. i can’t forgive you.
breaking news: Logan Roy, CEO of Waystar Royco, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram
gerri kellman’s pussy so good she mesmerized a man into calling his father a cunt so hard that he literally died
Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition
Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.
I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.
Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as:
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit
This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)
This is so radically kind, thank you
You’re welcome!
Life is short, kindness is what we’ve got.
When my mom died it wasn’t exactly unexpected but it was still sooner than we all thought it would happen. It was a huge punch in the guts and the thought of making things and not being able to show her and share them with her still hurts but in that first month it was like drowning.
So I made this for her, and shared it with and showed it to other people who are hurting, because my momma didn’t raise a quitter but she sure did raise a softhearted fool who wants everyone to feel a little more loved and a little more worthy and a little less alone.
I love you. Take care. Be kind.
It’s four years to the day since my mom died, and three years after I made this post. I’m really glad that this book has helped so many people. Keep taking care of each other out there.
As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it
Naomi Campbell in "Enroulez-moi!“ photographed by Chico Bialas for Elle France, December 1990
Viola Davis becomes the 18th person in history to achieve EGOT status, winning an Emmy (“How to Get Away With Murder”), Grammy (“Finding Me”), Oscar (“Fences”) and Tony Award (2: “King Hedley II” and “Fences”)
losing my mind over this
