I Have A Lizard

I’m Dayna. I cater this blog to one single friend in hopes that he will find me funny and reblog my stuff.

[catasters]

[catgifsinthesenate]

Ah yes, I've heard of these. The warrior cats.

[leeuwtjie]

People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.

[rikerxworf]

[ampervadasz]

[bitchvirgo]

[swallowedabug]

[everythingfox]

Porcupine likes warm hugs

(via)

[butt-berry]

[pinkglitteringdemondildos]

[justcatposts]

Kitty knows the drill.. 

(via)

[astrobro]

Me a year ago: wow everyone’s a furry all of a sudden

Me now: wow everyone’s into fisting all of a sudden

[mas-alexander]

We’re just evolving into muppets, as nature intended

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[gertritude-art]

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

[jajanvm-imbi]

My favorite example

[nadjasnandor]

nadja + horns/cat ears hairstyle

bonus

[homofied]

[catasters]

[tiredclemont]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

[artenega]

Imagine being this fake

[justcatposts]

We told her to stop eating the plants so now she just pretends. 

(Source)

[sightofsea]

the doctor just walks around like i’m a slut….i’m a war criminal….i’m so sad…..i put on funny outfits……

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I honestly forgot about Doctor Who and had a horrible several seconds of deep concern about your Primary Care Provider