[nest-deactivated20181209]

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[wannabeanimator]

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[st-pam]

[booplesnootscookies]

the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Favorite MCU Character Journeys: Tony Stark, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor Odinson, Loki Odinson, Dr. Stephen Strange, & Nebula 

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[missgingerlee]

Um…I really like this. 

[lousysharkbutt]

screencap redraw

patreon | twitter | instagram

[p0p-vulture]

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[thejusticethatissocial]

More children have died in school shootings in 2018 than active combat members of the US military according to The Washington Post.

The number of deaths and school shooting incidents through May 18 are each higher this year than at any point since 2000. There have been three times as many deaths in school shootings so far this year than in the second-most deadly year through May 18, 2005.

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[bnedicthings]

steve sweetie you’re doing great.

dialogue: tumblr

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[otherwindow]

Mermaids “talk” via whale-like humming. Unlike humans who rely on pre-defined words for expression, mermaids can directly convey and understand emotions and ideas based on tone. Human: Hey bitch Mermaid, analyzing: [playful tone, possibly a greeting…!] Mermaid: Bitch!!! Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[otherwindow]

Due to mermaids communicating based solely on tone, they’re able to not only learn human languages quickly, but assess a human’s true character the moment they speak. 

It’s no coincidence that throughout history, rowdy sailors and pirates have been drowned by mermaids.

[otherwindow]

Pirate: Hello, darling :) Mermaid, analyzing tone: [Dishonest. Condescending. Bad breath.] Mermaid, about to sink the ship: Hello to you too ;)

[quadrooncullen]

@fortunatelylovelytyrant

[waititi--taika]

thor in fics: who art thou

actual thor: