misconceptions of me

UK | 20 | "the pictures are there and you just take them" 📷

[bideogaymes]

Lizzo

[phrases]

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

me at 20 years old watching stranger things’ romance plots between middle schoolers

[simka]

I’m almost 30 I absolutely feel this image

[stevienick]

stranger things season three + the onion headlines

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[sentimental-apathy]

[lizclimo]

stop trying to make fetch happen 

[fuchsla-deactivated20150418]

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

[brownnesscrew]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

[bgm05]

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

[captain-cargoshorts]

guacamole is offered for $1.75

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

[saint-batrick]

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

[cumaeansibyl]

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

[silent-calling]

Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.

[themodernmaccabee]

The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag

[skywardsister]

Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them.

[quoththeqrowin]

Who hurt you people

[lovablys]

[hellcatgonewild]

QUEEN I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[jakemorph]

homie thought lil nas did country roads

[unclefather]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[socialistexan]

[a-tmospher-e]

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[tackled]

[as-cosy-as-can-be]

[gorgously]