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Namjoon’s (pimp)le  For my black dude/dudettes.   cRackhead & softboi hrs open   "Get that bread, get that head, then leave."~Jimin

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And that's on IMPACT

sCREW all ya'll who kept trying to stream dynamite

wit your dumbass, headass, mcdeadass self

[bitchenbae]

A BLACK GIRL RUNS THIS BLOG BITCH

[sbrown82]

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Meg before she read the nomination

akakjkfjjfk i’m so-

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DFJKFSJLKJSJL

DID THIS NIGGA SAY “OUU SHIT”

kookie is me frl, baby look like he’s gonna cry

tae’s face sends

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The Boundless Optimism of BTS

The biggest band in the world has ascended to the peak of pop, redefined fame, and challenged traditional masculinity. These are the twenty-somethings behind it all. And this is what they want now.

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good lord-

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the fits 

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*barks* *growls*

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break me back like a glowstick pls

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tae giving face 😭

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this man is a menace

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BTS-Pregnancy (How they talk to your belly)

Yoongi: 

He would talk to your belly all the time

Even if you were in the middle of doing something he would grab you, sit you down and start talking

It became a nightly routine

No matter how tired he was or if he was far away, he would never miss a night

He would call you and tell you to put the phone to your belly

"How's my Aein?"

You secretly enjoyed hearing him tell stories about his childhood

Tae:

He looked forward to your baby's reaction everytime he would talk

When your baby kicked he would do a cute happy dance

Often on nights he would talk to your baby trying to calm you both, as you laid there close to tears, exhausted

He would put you and the baby asleep talking in his baritone tone

Jimin: 

Jimin always loved cuddling with you, but after you found out you were pregnant..his need for skinship skyrocketed

Any chance he got, he would use it as cuddletime

He would lay his head on your belly as you rubbed his head, your fingers intertwined

You listened as he rambled on about random things that happened in his day to your baby

He would fall asleep talking to your belly

J-Hope:

Randomly you would hear him ask a question and you would look up, but instead of looking at you, his gaze was fixed on your belly

You would wake up to him talking to your belly, giggline every now and then

When he saw you staring he would look up in awe with a smile

 "That's our baby in there"

Kookie: 

When you told him you were pregnant he of course was nervous, but extra attentive to you

He told you one night he wanted to be closer to your baby, so you suggested he could talk to your belly

He was super commited so he looked up pregnancy tips online, so you weren't suprised when he came into ya'll room one night with "bellybuds"

"I think she likes that one."

He spend the rest of the night looking up different songs for your baby

"Oh she doesn't like that one..I'm sorry". He aplogized cutely to your belly.

Namjoon:

This man would talk to your baby all the time one hundred percent showing them things

"listen you hear this? it's your daddy's music..you can" help when you're out, but only if you want to..I just want the best for you"

His sincerity would bring you to tears

Jin:

He would tell the baby dad jokes all the time

He would call with a cheesy joke in the middle of the day

"Aish lift the phone up, I don't want the baby to hear the joke yet."

When he gets home he tells the baby the joke, but this time the baby doesn't kick like usual

"Yah, you let the baby hear didn't you! How could you do this to me y/n!"

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just when I was saying going this long without suga was nothing but ghetto

he told me to sit my ghetto ass down-😭💜

I wanna know what he drinkin’ though-

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BTS- How they react to you telling them you’re pregnant

.・゜゜・　　You tell them you’re pregnant, by making them do that cute “buns in the oven” surprise　・゜゜・．

Kookie:

You'd ask him to get the bread

He'll be preoccupied so he'll nod and get it

He sets it in front of you and leaves the room

Then he'll slowly come back in the room confused

He'll walk back in a few times 

"Y/n are you pregnant?"

Tae:

You show him the bread

He instantly gets it

"that's like bread but in you!" He points at the oven

"That's in you! not that..b-but like"

He'll keep asking you

"You’re pregnant? Are you sure?"

Jin:

You've been trying to get pregnant for awhile

You would ask him to get it out the oven

He would question why you’re eating cold bread

"It wasn't even heated up, i'll turn on the oven"

As soon as the oven clicks, it clicks in his brain

He runs in and picks you up

Hobi:

You go in and ask him to check the oven

You don't hear anything for a while so you head to the kitchen

It’s quiet

“Hobi?”

Then he runs in with a cute little giggle and peppers you with kisses

"You're pregnant! You're pregnant!"

Joon:

After telling you he was hungry, you made him go check the oven

He'd go in and bring it out the bread confused

Then he'll gasp and throw the bread

(He accidentally hits you) But it's all forgotten after he wraps you in his arms with kisses

Jimin:

he wouldn't get it at all

he would just be standing there holding the bread

"I don’t get it...."

To the point of agitation

"I DON'T GET IT, DO YOU WANT THE BREAD OR NOT!?"

"I'M PREGNANT!"

".........."

"Why would your dumbass put some bread in the oven to tell me that?"

Afterwards it'll be really cute

Yoongi:

He been knew you were pregnant

"Why do you want cold buns?"

"No it's like a thing..you know..bun in the oven?"

"Oh, okay..btw you’ve been pregnant for two weeks.”

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BTS-How they react to you snatching the blanket

Suga:

Straight up ya'll fightin

You wanna snatch the blanket, he's gonna snatch your weave

Jimin:

He'll think it's cute at first

until you don't give the blanket back

" y/n give the blanket back~"

"I know ur roach ass didn't just kick me-"

Needless to say you got kicked out of the bed, and you had to give Jimin his brazilian wig back

Jin:

Be prepared to be giving a talking to about being inconsiderate

He'll snatch the blanket right back

He don't got that big back for nothing

You wind up having to get a different blanket

J-Hope:

He doesn't have time for your bullshit, he's been through this too many times before

So the next time you snatch the blanket in the night, he jumps on you, wrapping you in the blanket tightly "since you want it so much"

Once you beg for mercy since you can't fucking breathe he lets you go

"Do it again and I'll smother ur triflin ass"

"That's why your cap fell off"

Petty

Jungkook:

He'll sit there puzzled for a moment

"Why is it so cold...y/n?"

Then he'll be hurt

Kookie shares with you, why don't you share with him

Sharing is caring, Namjoon hyung told him that

He'll watch you for a while, contemplating whether or not to call Joon for help

Your awoken by a harsh slap to your behind

"Kookie wtf-"

"Get up and open your bible"

"What.."

"Haven't you heard of the golden rule?"

"Kookie istg I will bea-"

"OPEN YOUR BIBLE Y/N!"

Tae:

See you both snatch the blanket, so it's a bit of a fight

Usually you win, however today he's just not having it

You go to reach for the blanket half-asleep and pull it over you

As soon as you do, you feel a splash of cold water, soaking you and the bed

You shoot up wide eyed "Tae what..why-"

This fucker is standing by the bed with an empty jug, them damn home depot ones

Before you can come to your senses and curse him out, he grabs the table fan and blows it on you

"Now you see how I feel"

(Did I mention you wet the bed?)

"Clean up this bed y/n"

Namjoon(my nigga):

While Namjoon might not be a huge sleep fanatic like Yoongi, he does value his sleep

And you snatching the blanket "like a child" isn't going to prevent him from sleeping

So he warns you if you grab the blanket he doesn't know how he'll react in his sleep

The sheer fear of your limbs being broken apart keeps you still all night