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I like men who are afraid of me and let me do whatever I want, sue me

In the club completely sober googling “how to make internet friends without coming off as creepy or annoying”

#how to read emotions through text #discord server #how to navigate a normal conversation #internet mutuals #making friends

GENDER CRISIS GENDER CRISIS GENDER CRISIS GENDER CRI- just kidding haha ha ((GENDER CRISIS GENDER CRISIS GENDER CRUSIS GEND-))

#gender?#gender crisis #i’m just a little guy #if not boy why boy?#i’m just a girl

Sometimes I think I’m just a totally normal human, super average, And sometimes I’m cleaning random bones in my bathroom sink and getting excited that I have both mandibular and maxillary teeth for a creature

#bones #oddities #bone collecting #I have normal hobbies #i swear

Sometimes you just gotta cry your eyes out and watch an episode of the wonder pets until it’s all okay again and that’s alright. I take comfort in knowing that Lenny, Tuck, and Ming Ming too, would have my back.

#wonder pets #nostolgia #2000s nostalgia #memories #nick jr

Oh to be an arisocat, to snuggle into a giant soft bed like a little kitten, to be animated in such a soft calming way my GOD I love this movie

#the aristocats #disney #old disney #oh to be a cat #I May have stolen some of my personality from Marie at a young age

Lurking in the theater green room when I desperately need to be working because I’ve heard tales of Bertram from Jessie being on campus and I must witness him

#Jessie #bertram winkle #disney #disney channel

Crying because the new shower curtain doesn’t stick to the tub wall like it’s supposed to so it poofs out and puts me in danger of sticking to it and if that happens I’ll have a meltdown but I’m having one just at the thought of sticking to the stupid fucking shower curtain

#bad texture #crying screaming shitting throwing up #this is probably a neurodivergent thing isn’t it #touch of the tism

Crying in the catacombs tonight

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I am but a little puppet in a jesters outfit. I know nothing but I can make you chortle while spewing absolute nonsense and wiggling on the floor. Just a little silly goofy dude. Hehe *skips out of the room jingling*

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This is a real life picture of me

I am but a little puppet in a jesters outfit. I know nothing but I can make you chortle while spewing absolute nonsense and wiggling on the floor. Just a little silly goofy dude. Hehe *skips out of the room jingling*

#i am but a lowly fool #call me Jess cause I’m a jester #flunked out of clown school #clownery #tomfoolery #do the worm dance #teehee

Customizing your character in a video game is the equivalent of a girlsgogames dress up game for dudes

This is brought to you by the realization my brother’s favorite part of games is getting to change his character’s little outfits

#girlsgogames #gotham knights

If your not wearing bone themed clothes to your study of bones class are you even bones??

Slap my tits and call me a selenophile because I would do anything for that big rock in the sky

#eclipse #look at the moon #selenophile #moon #lunar eclipse

TW: Forgot this yesterday but as of yesterday I am 3 years self harm free. Who woulda thunk I’d make it this far. I forgave myself a while ago for what happened that night, but it’s taken this long for some to forgive me, and understandably so I guess. Anyway stay strong friends. I believe in you. I love you. Stay safe. Go eat some mac n cheese. Take a break. Say hello to the sun tomorrow. You got this❤️

#mental health #mental health awareness #stay safe #stay strong #you got this #don’t let that brain goblin win #you are stronger than the brain goblin

Today I will be sharing some absolutely heart wrenching lyrics that I’ve written, but there’s a twist! The twist is I have no memory of writing any of them. Enjoy!

“Did you love me? Did you even know… did you even know who I was? I knew you. I loved you. I can only hope you loved me too”

“I tried to give you everything I could. I failed, like everyone knew I would”

“Our hearts connect one more time, before I hear my alarm clock chime. And once again we’re torn apart, and I’m still waiting for the healing to start”

#writing #lyrics #song writing #sad boi hours #sad poem #Good Luckers #poem #sad songs #in the feels #oof

IM FUCKING GAY

thank you for coming to my Ted talk…..

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?? IM FUCKING AGENDER TOO, TAKE THAT!

#be gay do crimes #thats kinda gay #thank you for coming to my ted talk #I’m aro ace but the point still stands

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