i'd hit that... with my car.

not here anymore

[deactivated-202211170000]

Is... this thing on?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, Younger, Naive: …I just don’t like the term “partner.” He’s my boyfriend or husband. We’re gay, not cowboys in a spaghetti western.

Me, Now, 31, On My 15th Sarsaparilla: YYYYEEEEEHHHAAWWWWW! THIS IS MA PARDNER! WE’RE GAY AND COWBOYS! GAY COWBOYS, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COWBOY IN HISTORY!

[shitthehousessay]

“But ‘just friends’ don’t look at each other like that.”

— Hufflepuff about Slytherin and Ravenclaw

[nest-deactivated20181209]

cant explain how badly i want to become a hairy man who is childless but distinctly dadlike in appearance and wears a lot of jorts 

[nest-deactivated20181209]

my gender dysphoria at age 16: ooooogh i wish i was a sexy twinky pretty boy with pouty lips and pastel hair

my gender dysphoria now: i just want to look like i own a backyard grill

[valtsv]

@ my fellow gays, use this generator i made to find out what kind of weapon you’re best off wielding on the battlefield!

[cherrypillowprincess]

lightsaber femme. correct

[kim-jisoo]

Cheddar Nine-Nine!

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[100493503004422]

me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*

my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!

[episodeixs]

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

[enbyishimaru]

Scorpio and Neptune

[buzzfeed]

leo + venus

[gatherallthemagic]

I saw this meme and had to make a low quality Magic one. 

[rikatatsumi]

NYT minus context

In honor of the Best of Super Juniors tournament coming up!

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

The only objective way to measure the quality of any character creation in games is “Can I make Waluigi in this?”

[bugcthulhu]

Wah

Wah never changes

[joey-wheeler-official]

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[mtgrapbattles]

Op has two untapped islands and a grip full of cards but go off