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If you don’t lose your voice partying with me, you’re doing it wrong, cause we’re drinking all night! - James Adomian (x)

[glumshoe]

Use of the words ‘azure’, ‘emerald’, and ‘cerulean’ in descriptive writing make me instinctively recoil.

[deerwife]

huh, i feel like all three of those adjectives would do a good job describing orbs

[glumshoe]

you wouldn’t dare

[11roses]

THE STRANGEST THING IS WHEN TALK SHOW HOSTS SEEM TO THINK THAT THESE ADORABLE TALENTED ACTORS CAN’T!! *CLENCHES FIST* READ

[lizzie-mcguire]

Stranger Things: a very serious show about the paranormal

[uglysex]

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My heart is racing

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This is the prettiest one

[demi-marvel]

sometimes i scoff at canadian stereotypes but then i remember that in the north there are actual photo-taking contests for frozen wet hair because in the north it gets so cold that when you take a dip in a hot tub or some hot springs your hair can freeze in seconds

[ofpaperandponies]

I regret never having done this when I’ve been to new years hot tub parties. This is amazing.

[beautifulgodzilla]

I need volunteers

[adelstotle-deactivated20151018]

For what?

[beautifulgodzilla]

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

how do i get in on this

[jessicahenwicks-deactivated2018]

[zhora-salome]

[nerdtasticsarcasm]

This is the best thing on the Internet right now.

[blazepress]

Family gathering.

[spiroandthelacktones]

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

[mushroomaximus-deactivated20161]

I love this because I actually have an aunt Carol

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[susiephone]

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

[susiephone]

so i may have written a fic about this

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[dysfunctunal]

this is just beautiful, hope it spreads!!

[foxmulders]

a relatable sibling feel

my sister: *gets in the shower* me, fully clothed and three rooms over: HEY I WAS LITERALLY A B O U T TO GET IN THERE YOU SHITFUCK I’M PRACTICALLY I N THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW AND YOU JUST???? OK

[ororium-z]

A Look at the Actors and Actresses of Color featured in Disney California Adventure Park’s Frozen - Live at the Hyperion

Photo Cred: @jubilantjane on Instagram

[foxy-pumpkin]

october-december is the best time of the year and you can’t tell me otherwise.