I'm On Top Of The World

I am nothing special. Student. Born and raised in Sunny South Florida. I am half hispanic and speak fluent Spanish. Anything of interest can be asked whenever. Anonymous questions are accepted and encouraged. I hope you found what you were looking for. - Alex

[huffylemon]

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

i love looking at cringe couples shirts and man

man

people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow

I hate all of this honestly 

non-finance related but still wtf worthy: 

people apparently choose to wear these things?

like

no one is holding a gun to their heads? 

yet people choose to dress this way 

[washipink]

That last one is so much better than the others because it doesnt imply they dislike each other

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

Last shirts just like "when we do it raw and nasty, the mouse ears stay on!"

[the-haiku-bot]

Last shirts just like “when

we do it raw and nasty,

the mouse ears stay on!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[countofeight]

Glad it’s not just me

[ivafakename]

Do you ever look at the reblog button wondering if you should post it to your sfw or nsfw blog

[ivafakename-but-nsfw]

I don't

[riasthelustful]

I have inexplicably decided that I shall not have 2 blogs which is why Danny phantom stuff just randomly shows up on my page, through all the porn. To my mutuals who are nerds and my mutuals who are freaks I am sorry, no I will not fix it.

[hyrude]

was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like “yeah leonard nimoy’s cool. it’s cool that he’s gay” and i was like “he’s not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you’re thinking of patrick stewart” and she was like “he’s not gay you’re thinking of stanley tucci” and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said “FROM SPY KIDS?” anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading 

[hyrude]

posts that make people say “stanley tucci IS gay, lol” and then google it and reblog again with “oh, huh. nvm” 

[jubilantpixie]

Everyone here is thinking of Ian McKellen

[iosonomer-blog]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

[mxtr3ssquickly]

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

[amberfreemans]

warrior nun resurrected?! siMON

[incorrect-multiverse]

*Start of season 1*

Coulson: I think we’re missing something.

Daisy (Skye): Teamwork?

May: Cohesion?

FitzSimmons: A general sense of what we’re doing?

[whimsicalfairytales]

It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[broadwaybohemians]

Schmigadoon 2x06

[lonelylittledot]

Schmigadoon

ok so Season 1 was really fun, but SEASON 2!!!

DUDE, it was just next-level! I just binged all of it and I honestly loved it so much, it was so good! Maybe it’s because I'm way more familiar with the 60s–70s musicals than the ones from the 40s and 50s, but I just kept seeing all the references and honestly it just gave me so much joy???

I don't really know anyone who is as into musicals as me and I desperately need someone to fangirl with me about this show. So please, if you loved Schmigadoon Season 2, reblog this and put your favorite musical theatre reference from this season in the tags.

(mine would have to be Topher's "sour macaroon", because I literally never understood what the actual fuck the "jaded mandarin" lyric from JCS was supposed to mean)

[susiephone]

After the credits of Glass Onion, you KNOW Blanc hopped on the phone like

"Marta, I just - yes, yes, I know, it's late for you - but listen I just - well, if you were going to bed, why did you pick up? - anyway, I just met this AMAZING woman, you HAVE to meet her, Marta she blew up a HOUSE - yes, on purpose - YES, WITH PEOPLE INSIDE, also the Mona Lisa - no, I'm in Greece - Marta, please stop yelling, I'm very tired -"

[crazyintheeast]

Camila: So how are you? Two months of training with Beatrice must have been brutal

Ava: What do you mean? It was wonderful

Camila: Training with Beatrice wonderful!?!?!?

Beatrice: We don't really need to get into...

Camila: I would love to hear what you training was Ava

Ava: Well we would train every other day because Beatrice said that it's important to take breaks. We would start with some light jogging and yoga for an hour near the lake to warm up oh god that view was just..... then we would have a picnic to get enough energy for the actual training ,then two hours of sparring, some lunch in that cute bistro in the woods then two hours of weapons training and an hour of Halo training and then she would buy me ice cream because of the good job I did. Of course we would watch the sunrise together and then at evening we would go to the movies or the theater because Beatrice said training your mind is just as important as training your body

Camila: How very interesting...

Ava: Why what was your training like?

Beatrice: I mean do we really need to ...

Camila: She would wake me every morning 5am. Had me warm up with a hundred push ups and sit ups then I would have to run suicide drills for half an hour and once I would be "warmed up" she would spent the next eight hours beating the shi....i mean sparring with me. Followed by four hours of weapons training and two hours of battle strategy followed by a half an hour quiz. And of course who can forget the surprise midnight attacks to check my reaction time.....

Ava : Don't you mean midnight cuddles?

Camila: NO AVA I DON'T MEAN MIDNIGHT CUDDLES

[winterlorn]

Wow, they really just threw the Book of Tropes at us, didn't they?

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

coffee shop AU, kinda?

Being in hiding undercover together and being forced to sneak around with only each other to turn to

Superpower responding to the other being in danger

Being distracted because someone is flirting with your crush and that shit will not stand

Longing stares

Tearful almost-death experiences where one of them lovingly cradles the other

Angsty conversations about how impossible they both find these feelings to be

Unstoppable force meets immovable object (and they fall in love)

Wanting to sacrifice themselves to save the other and being secretive about it because they would never allow it

Refusing to give the other up in the face of impossible odds

Defeating a range of obstacles just to reach each other

Tearful near-death love confession before letting the other go to save their life

They said "we're going to give the gays everything they want" and they DELIVERED

[laerugo]

older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once

[grishaverse-incorrectquotes]

Matthias: Having one ‘lazy day’ per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, and improve mental health.

Nina: Now imagine having 7 lazy days per week. How healthy is that?

[sseureki]

I am thriving!

[parasitoidism]

The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

[parasitoidism]

pikachu: pika pika:)

Like 10 different people: I want to kill everyone in the world