The Road to Nowhere

Dead End Ahead -----------I'm All That & Dim Sum----------- 28 | He/Him | London, UK

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[memewhore]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[midnightwinterhawk]

I’ve probably shared this before, but..

[wraithsonwingsposts]

@hexadecimal00

[mxtr3ssquickly]

Grinch Does His Best

[gothicashworld]

Grinch is a himbo

[heytinafey]

[apimeleki]

DON’T CALL ME RIDICULOUS YOU KNOW THAT’S MY PET PEEVE LIKE MY DAD ALWAYS CALLED ME RIDICULOUS AND I ALWAYS

[livedpoetry-deactivated20230925]

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

source

[zypiris]

<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

[clexa-traash]

So you’re only gonna watch the show because they are gay people in it??

[laughconfetti]

uhhhhh.

Yeah

[sin-on-men-roll]

me to my meat every morning

[memewhore]

[puncromancer]

i get dicked down

[puncromancer]

but i get it up again

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

Ladies…

[silveme]

when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

[cherwallyx]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]