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25, brazil | she/her

[skluug]

One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

[cravings]

i just need a break from everything for a year or a century

[tvrded]

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

[lsdtab]

[ozempicofficial]

[unpeeled-human]

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

[olgainoue]

sleepy book 1958

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[parkerposey]

[louisdopaodelo]

@dead-peaceful

[dead-peaceful]

@utterlymealicebean não ironicamente, a gente 🖤

[butterflypeaflowertea]

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

[butterflypeaflowertea]

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

[guooey]

really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[portraitoftheoddity]

Once knew a guy from LARP who told a story about when he had first gotten his hands on chainmail and was getting used to wearing it and maintaining mobility and balance with the weight of it (it was heavy stuff). So he started wearing it under his clothes when he was out running errands and stuff to practice for when he had to wear it in mock combat.

Then one night he was coming home late and got mugged by a dude with a knife.

Apparently the look on the dude's face was amazing when he went in to gut the guy for his wallet and found out he was wearing medieval armor under his hoodie.

So, you know. Pretty good argument for wearing it under streetclothes!

[magicratfingers]

so maybe my type isn't totally unrealistic

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[cachorritx]

not with that attitude

[lady-threewhiteleopards]

as we can see here dick riding has been used as a form of transport since at least the central middle ages

[oh-totoro]

[luminessential-blog]

It’s just impossible to scroll past this without reblogging. I tried. It failed. 

[theconcealedweapon]

[elcycyromem]

even the tiniest saddest dracula sucks a blood .

[c3rvida3]

My favorite thing to say when someone won't do something for me is, "Aw, c'mon, it's my birthday this year," and if they catch on and say, "What are you talking about? This YEAR? Everybody has a birthday this YEAR," respond with, "You're really gonna act like this on everybody's birthday?"