just some guy tbh

im bird woooohoo they/he/thou

[deadb1rdd]

today i was trying to draw big man but every time he just turned out like this

[catcrumb]

[mushbeast]

dark eyed junco + black capped chickadee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ two of my favourite backyard visitors

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[marlinspirkhall]

🥰🩵

[verflares]

NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.

[memewhore]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[itsolie]

i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[nylonlion]

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

[curioscurio]

working in Retail

[hools]

WE

[l3irdl3rain]

the lovers

[steelplatedhearts]

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

[steelplatedhearts]

this is the best day of my life

[nickpeppermint]

[weissthirteen]

beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

[weissthirteen]

HELP

[chewablepebbles]

In love with this

[transarsonist]

we have to spread this around so this dudes hapless victims can go "YOU!!!"

[bellafleurz]

[asterize]

[ID: A large collection of heart-shaped metal cake pans pulled in a stand. End ID]

[albertnatural]

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

[albertnatural]

transmasclemore. is this anything

[albertnatural]

is anybody out there?

[albertnatural]

[i-hate-gravel]

op this reminded me of my transfem eminem rap

[albertnatural]

Who’s trying to be the transfeminem to my transmasclemore? #tf2