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A love letter is slipped under your door at your college. It would be cute, but it came from the closet door.

Now that’s just quitter talk.

Romanced in the Rear by My Sentient Dorm Room Closet Door: a forthcoming novelette by Hugo-Nominated author Chuck Tingle.

bronzyglow

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

justyouraveragedesi

*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you

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i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao

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foulserpent

whys king kong………..so fucking large

brightereyes

the bigger you are the larger you are

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bamperspective

I’m dying at that little bit of water coming out the fire hydrant 😂

theeeprotagonist

The air flip 😩😩😩

littlemonster36

I love this show, he’s everything

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iguanamouth

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster