wow

I'm Josie and I'm 28, a girl, and gay

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[glintblade]

wolfcop is the greatest movie of all time

[glintblade]

i'm da worst fuckin cop evuh... AND i'm a wolf!!

[bunniope]

ate really sloppy burgers and milkshakes with my friends

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[leia-regina]

I’m so happy the Carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone.

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[miiilowo]

i love thisvideo so much i keeptrying to replicate it and I can't. cheeseburger

[deirdreskye]

Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry

[taldoren]

alleria is a perfectly written liberal white women w a mid right conservative husband she gets back from isolating life event with him and immediately distances herself and goes on a crazy bender and in response turalyon gets 100x worse calling orcs slurs except for when he’s around her when he’s like baby please we can make it work. Meanwhile Arator is at the gym on his third cut cycle this year and he’s not even sure who he’s trying to look good for he’s chasing some ideal image of himself that he doesn’t even know the shape of cause he didn’t have a super stable family life and his aunt and his mom have a weird relationship and now his mom and dad are back and they want to be all in his business and they treat him like he’s still a child but he’s like a full grown gay elf and honestly probably wants to go suck an illidari off in the elf club or whatever but even that is some latent rebellious streak that he never got to fully act out. He shaved his head and he still looks like his mom. And he’s thinking about this while he’s calculating his macros for the day and he’s so annoyed that all of his positive and self destructive behaviors are still shaped by the negative space his parents left behind. And he’s pathetic he feels pathetic. Maybe he will fuck that elf barista who makes his iced o’atmilk lattes with a heart in the foam, he’s pathetic anyway why not.

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[bunniope]

happy tdov everyone :) this is my 💖 transition timeline 💖 nearly 6 years of hormones does a lot...!

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[suppermariobroth]

In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario RPG, the models for the Big Troopa and Grand Troopa enemies (known as "Heavy Troopa" and "Tub-O-Troopa" in the original SNES version) have a nonstandard default pose whereby their eyes are closed (unlike the other characters in the game), giving them a uniquely serene appearance.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: Poké-Brother

[baaulp]

Me: snack time.

Puck the fairy dragon hiding in my fridge, about to throw magic dust that turns my eyeballs into brussel sprouts at me:

[bunniope]

coming soon, to the cw

woman in a bad blue wig: what happened to you...?

extremely 30 year old white actor with a bad cgi tail: whatever bulma...you'll never understad what it's like to be a teenager with a tail...

shockingly handsome bald man: hey, i'm krillin, let's train together

50 year old man in a hawaiian shirt: heh...you have to get stronger...Goku

goku actor again, shirtless with his abs out: hey, *smiles wryly* it's me, goku

Coming to The CW this fall: West City

[bunniope]

TOMORROW! come to your favorite bunny rabbit streamer's stream for a stupid fucking idea i stole from a good podcast. join me and some friends for CEREAL MASCOT SMASH OR PASS. and maybe other stuff if we get bored of that. tomorrow at 6pm est at twitch.tv/bunniope ←ohhh that's a link you should click it

[razzlings]