i saw your post about crushing the watermelon and i sort of sat there staring into the middle distance for a second because i had made a post about this just a little bit before you (this is not a call out) and just. honestly, at this point it feels like a mind meld in the fandom, it's so funny to me and also. YES. i mean how do you look at shane hollander(’s thighs) and not immediately think about watermelon crushing. what you expertly mentioned but i didn't think of at the time: ilya would be between those thighs licking away the remnants of watermelon. i will be thinking about this for the rest of the day.
I SAW YOUR POST AFTER I MADE MINE AGHHH
We are all just vibing so hard that it's turning into a hive mind. Folie a deux, if you will, only it's all of us all the time. Great minds think alike or, as the Germans say, two idiots one thought.
I would like to share for posterity the video that inspired me to make that post. Fair warning you have GOT to watch this either alone or wearing headphones:
I don't know what wires are crossed in my brain because I am genuinely SUCH a lesbian but I do love men moaning.












