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Luca lets slip that he's going on a date later. "They are meeting him after practice and he's taking them to dinner". Harris hastily gets everyone on board with how to treat a non-binary person only for a defence man from the Buffalo Sabres and a forward from the Detroit Red Wings to show up.

#LMAOOOO #this is canon to me #that's MYluca

bugslibraryy

The thing about the bathroom scene is Shane is like fucking drunk at the thought of getting what he had that first time with Ilya.

Like yes he’s mad he’s so fucking pissed and upset and grumpy and fed up at Ilya’s behaviour at the ghosting at teasing him as they presented the award but he’s also so fucking starving. So fucking needy. Desperate at the thought that Ilya can give him this pleasure he had for the first time in his life. That Ilya holds on his palms this shiny golden thing that makes Shane collapse to his knees, that makes his stomach ache, that makes his body warp and go molten and makes him want to bed. Ilya showed him this pleasure so dizzy good and hot and brilliant and fire bright- and Shane, Shane wants it again he fucking needs it again it makes his head spin with need with want the thought that he could have it again. The mind blank the pleasure the thrill the need the way his body felt so real so alive felt so perfect so needed. The way heat pushed into him- the way he felt used and cared for and good and aching.

He wants it again so badly it makes him feel insane. He turns the memory over and over in his head every fucking night- if it was a physical thing it would be worn and tattered at the corners, a worry stone gone smooth from his thumb pressing over it over and over. He grips himself in his hand and tries to put his fingers inside to make up some kind of memory of the pleasure of being on the sun on being made of honey but it’s never just enough. And then then Ilya is there and Shane fucking hates him and shane fucking needs him he’s the only one that can give Shane what he needs. And he wants to be angry he does but all he can do is beg. Is go soft eyed and wet mouthed and hungry hungry when the heatweightsmellpromise of Ilya is there in that bathroom, filling the space till his shoulders hit the walls and Shane is already going fuzzy and he just neeeds he needs he needs it again, please, even if he has to be beg, even if he can’t stay angry- he can be good he just needs, please Ilya, please you showed me this perfect thing and took it away and I just want to touch my fingers to the edges of the treasure one more time just one last time would be enough please.

#GOD FUCKIN DAMN #YOU ARE SO RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

fadeintoyou1993

You're right. We're way too similar.

STEVIE BUDD & DAVID ROSE SCHITT'S CREEK (2015-2020)

🎄 to the david to my stevie & vice-versa (they're way too similar & so are we.) merry christmas @gracemaccaullay ♡

#ohhhhhh beautiful #i love them so much #stevie #david #schitt's creek

roguebebe

i would unfortunately be a guest on his podcast 😔

#hudson #fuckfuckFUCKFUCJFUCKFYCJ

yearnalisms

my whimsical mma princess<3

#hes such a little PUPPPYYYYYYYYY #god #hudson

schittyfic

“No one is here now,” Ilya observes, theatrically turning his head left and right and spreading his arms wide. Droplets of water trickle temptingly down the line of his forearms, tracing a stark vein running along his bicep. “Just us.”

“Just us,” Shane echoes, quiet and almost disbelieving.

These days together have melted into one long, sundrenched dream. At any given moment, he half-expects he’ll jolt awake.

Or: the day after the ‘I love you’s, Shane still doesn’t quite think this could all be real. A golden afternoon down at the lake helps him believe it. A 1x06 missing scene.

#next day reblog!!!#honestly i am super proud of this one 🥺 pls give it a click if you're into dreamy cottage vibes #...mixed in with some (literally) filthy sex and a lot of exhibitionist fantasy

miplup

it's like 199 degrees‼️🥵

#fanart #mmmmmmmmmmm #me too shane

mybloodstream-caffeine

I'm thinking about how Ilya canonically loves watching it go in,,, I'm thinking about Shane on all fours getting pounded into the fucking mattress, just the way he likes it, whining piteously when Ilya suddenly slows down. I'm thinking about Shane craning his neck, looking over his shoulder through glassy eyes to try and see why Ilya changed the pace. I'm thinking about Ilya not even noticing because he's too slack jawed watching how Shane's stretched rim clings to his thick shaft every time he pulls back, how it clenches desperately around it when he pushes back in, slick lube oozing out, dripping down Shane's taint. I'm thinking about Ilya teasing Shane with this slow, grinding pace for aaaages, even as Shane begs and pleads and sobs for more, because he enjoys watching his greedy hole take him too much to stop.

#jesus CHRISTTTTTT #GNAWING AT MY BARS

thisfeebleheart

#god fuckin damn #GODDAMN. BOYS.#hoooooo #1x02 olympians #we really just got to see this on our tv screens huh

ilyashaneconnorhudson

#big beefy man but also a pretty little ballerina #he contains multitudes #hudson

shilyas

#shane #he's so pretty when he's all overwhelmeddddd #1x01 rookies

“Just us,” Shane echoes, quiet and almost disbelieving.

These days together have melted into one long, sundrenched dream. At any given moment, he half-expects he’ll jolt awake.

Or: the day after the 'I love you's, Shane still doesn't quite think this could all be real. A golden afternoon down at the lake helps him believe it. A 1x06 missing scene.

#hollanov #shane x ilya #hollanov fic #hollanov fanfiction #hollanov fanfic #heated rivalry #heated rivalry fic #heated rivalry fanfic #heated rivalry fanfiction #my stuff #this fic is my precious little baby i have worked on it for so long #it's flying the nest and i feel EMOTIONAL #and NERVOUS #heated rivalry 1x06 #1x06 the cottage #cottage fic

bugslibraryy

Shane leaving a big dark bruise looking hickey in the v of Ilyas hip purely on accident, he doesn’t think about it, all teeth and mouth and hungry tongue because Ilya told him he’s not allowed to get Ilya off with his mouth, that he wants to use his cheek instead. And was, thrusting his hard cock all wet from his spit (get it wet for me sweetheart, that’s it Shane spit on it for me) over Shane’s soft cheek, and since Shane couldn’t his his mouth how he wanted he kept his mouth busy on Ilya’s skin.

Later, after, after ilya had cleaned Shane’s face with his fingers and both their mouths- they are stumbling heavy footed and tired into the bathroom for a shower- and Ilya sees it, a dark mouth shaped bruise, purple red, it looks like he took a fucking puck to his groin. He gasps and Shane is like huh? All big heavy eyes already in the shower, waiting for Ilya to get in with him. His hair is all wet flat to his head, brushed back out of eyes. Ilya has got to fuck him again. But more importantly -

“I was attacked !!!!” Ilya points to his hip. “Some little vampire attached to me, can you believe this? Shane how could a vampire sneak into our bedroom without knowing?” And Shane is all red red cheeks and red red chest and mumbly “it was an accident, you’re the one who said I couldn’t use my mouth” and he’s huffing and puffing and Ilya steps into the shower and he’s only going to tease him a little while longer, before he kisses Shane stupid and tells him how much he likes it. But first. “You did this? My Shane? I had no idea! Let me see your fangs” and he’s shoving his fingers into Shane’s mouth, poking at his canine teeth and Shane is making his furious kitten face-

#THIS IS MYTHEM #also this is a secondary point to the post but we simply Must talk more about ilya getting off just sliding his cock against shane's face #like actually please