shalls

you can find me on AO3 and no where else. 🤣🫠💁‍♀️ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalls/

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Master Fanfic Cover List (IN PROGRESS)

Heated Rivalry

Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5.

Part 1 = My favorite AU's

Part 2 = Boston AUs (tags: #cliff my love, #Boston AU)

Part 3 = more AUs 😘

Part 4 = HR/Season 1 Era Fics

Part 5 = TLG/Season 2(?) Era Fics

Hockey RPF

Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5.

Part 1 = WSH2/MC71

Part 2 = WSH2/MC71 AUs

Part 3 = JT19/PK88

Part 4 = SC87/EM71

Part 5 = SC87/NM29

Red, White, and Royal Blue

Part 1.

Part 1 = AUs

Star Trek

Part 1. Part 2.

Part 1 = Bones/Kirk

Part 2 = Kirk/Spock

Teen Wolf

Part 1.

If you catch any mistakes, especially with links, please lmk. I am but a wee girl. 🥹

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heaven in hiding

eros_menoitiades

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Macklin Celebrini is an omega, and Will might be the only person on the face of the earth to know it.

The thing is, it doesn’t fucking matter to Will. He doesn’t care what the fuck Mack is, he just knows that he gets this weird tightness in his chest when Mack’s not next to him that only goes away when he throws a causal arm around his shoulders or claps him on the back. He’s trying not to give it too much thought.

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Fit Me Tailor Made

TheSunLovesTheStars

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

And a couple times there’s been ‘damn, Kibble, are you sure you’re not an alpha?’ Because apparently he’s not supposed to be horny for Mack 24/7 just because he’s a beta.

Or: Will fucks his omega so much that he accidentally studs himself.

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Never Be Yours

TheSunLovesTheStars

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Mack has been suffering from over-sensitivity to scents for almost a month when he finds a random hoodie in his friend’s frat house. The scent is so addictive and delicious that it completely soothes him and cures his sickness. So Mack does the logical thing: he steals this strange alpha’s hoodie.

It’s not like he’s ever going to meet him, right?

Or: The pureblood alpha Will and touch-starved misunderstood omega Mack soulmates fic I was talking about.

[dignity-dead]

do you think mack will take will's last name and become macklin celebrini hockey when they get married

[shallswrites]

will NOT be tagging anything else #willmack until the reunion is over lmao. I was like WHY are my random hrpf fanfic arcs suddenly getting likes??? And then i SAW lmao. Please don't perceive me babes im just here for the shane hollander content and somehow fell down the hockey rabbit hole 🫠

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dimples

ExtraSteps

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

Will Smith Hockey's back dimples are a gift from God.

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[gaynehollander]

My Shane is really good at eating pussy. It was his favourite part of Straight Sex™ (because it doesn't require him staying hard). Like, my boy takes eating pussy seriously. He did research on the subject. He could stay down there all night. (please let that be enough, please be tired after the three orgasms you just had, no, really it's fine, you don't have to return the favour). He likes making his partner feel good and it was the only time during Straight Sex™ where he felt he succeeded at that.

[shallswrites]

No but Box Eater Shane Hollander is so, so important to me you have no idea. Like he would 100% take it as a competition. J.J. mentions (*brags*) one (1) time how "good" he is at oral and then the game is ON. Montreal has NO idea Shane was gay for, a) heteronormative reasons and b) the amount of women who would fall all over him once word got out about how down to chow he was. It's part of the tensions in the locker room initially, bc all the boys are assholes and lowkey jealous, AND the reason they're "grossed out" *eye roll* bc they think Ilya is the bottom and Shane is constantly eating him out.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

number of pwhl wives increasing exponentially we love to see it

[writinginasnowglobe]

i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.

[shrekhollander]

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

[vesnuszki]

i just KNOW ilya has one of those lockscreens that feeds from your gallery and changes the picture every hour and it’s like

cottage lake view. shane on ice. food. svetlana doing a shot hands free. can of ginger ale next to a can of coke. hole (shit fuck this was not supposed to be in the main folder). picture of a game schedule. shane with tousled hair in a raiders hoodie with a green smoothie moustache. thirst trap shirtless selfie. a picture of a dog in a sweater. a picture of anya in a sweater. picture of a city skyline from a rooftop of a skyscraper. shane bent over picking up something off the floor. blurry group selfie of the centaurs night out. dick pick (god dammit ilya). two pairs of skates. tangled hands with wedding rings on. anya covered in mud looking like a swamp goblin. close up of shane’s belly button.

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is simply no match for POOL SHARK!!

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[gurlsrool]

can’t sleep even tho I’m heavy on sleeping meds so walk with me here

What if…Shane and Ilya in their situationship era have one of their classic fights where they barely communicate. And at some point Ilya shouts that they’re casual and Shane can sleep with whoever he wants. Whoever! Anyone! It doesn’t matter!! This is nothing, why are we fighting like a married couple when we are nothingggg Hollander?! Maybe this is 2017 when Shane’s pushing for more and Ilya’s resisting. Idk, but Shane seethes and leaves

The next day…Cliff pulls Ilya aside and says, “Dude. I have something to tell you…I fucked a guy last night?”

Ilya’s like ??? because okay he did get a Vibe from Cliff but he didn’t expect him to really go for it

And Cliff’s like, “Yeah I shouldn’t say who, but it was another player 👀 A suuuuper hot one. He approached me at the bar and was all over me and holy fuck. Holy fuuuuck man. Am I gay? I love pussy but I think I’ve gotta be gay. He was so pretty and so fucking tight and my only regret is not coming all over his freckles—“

To this day, Ilya maintains that the homicide charge was worth it

[shallswrites]

No but Cliff and Shane have A Thing one time that they never speak about again is *chefs kiss*

[ticklefighthockey]

goshhhh I love that hudson plays show!shane as way more emotionally vulnerable than book!shane. show!shane is always rolling over and showing ilya his soft underbelly (often without even realizing it) and ilya is always like AAA AAAAAAAA YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOU CAN’T LET PEOPLE SEE YOU FEEL and then shane’s big brown eyes start getting all shiny/wet with tears and his bottom lip wobbles a little and ilya is like well now I have to kms. or take care of you forever. AGH