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[humanshifter]

[senseis-deactivated20131216]

me as a bug

[tupacabra]

it’s a metaphor

[otterwize-deactivated20140711]

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

[avwsummer-blog]

[puppiedog]

[martyreater]

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

[newkidsonmycock18]

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

um ok how do i work this

me to the new snapchat update (via clamjob)

[monetfan]

[babymoonchild]

so gorgeous

[rampagedelite]

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[instagrampa]

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

[skooth]

i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain

i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey

[streetcash]

"hey can i see your phone?"

yeah hold on

[swaghetti-yolo-naise]

why the fuck is your phone network called bitch

[streetcash]

why isnt yours?

[ejacutastic]

hehe

[vxpl]

[spoose-deactivated20140502]