deadnames stay dead

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[dailycatsblog]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[the-haiku-bot]

Customer: Forgot

to put my orange juice on

the conveyer belt.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mindsmist]

Pt 2 of low quality phm textposts

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[deadnamesdead]

Grace when eridians figure out human food!

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

has this been done before

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now you might think THIS is a plummage mating display

but popes are bred to aggressively seek territory and hierarchical power, not potential mates. so anytime you see something like this, it's still very much a standard threat display

[hairbrainedprojects]

Common misconception, but popes are not bred. Rather, like the matriarchy of clownfish, when a pope dies, the strongest of the bishops takes his place

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it's more akin to a hive (with strict gender-based hierarchical work division) where larval bishops are fed queen jelly, prompting their transformation into pseudo-popes, at which point they are left to death battle it out winner takes all

[i-dont-think-thats-true]

I don’t think that’s true

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it's true i checked

[deadnamesdead]

Dont leave this to languish in the tags!

[autisticlittleguy]

Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.

[mon3trs]

[leweinstein]

Dating as a demisexual demiromantic be like

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[ambermcqueen]

@creatingblackcharacters

[deadnamesdead]

we ain't asking

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging one of

my most underrated posts:

the dying dog test

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[deadnamesdead]

remember that your disabled character should be a person just like every other FUCKING character

[alteredpanel]

thank you for making art with me

[fart-poop-daily]

I love gay characters without romantic interests

[weaver-z]

Glad to see you're practicing self love <3 peace and harmony to you

[fart-poop-daily]

[fart-poop-daily]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS POST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!

[fart-poop-daily]

keep reblogging it I got dumped

[njelruch]

Seriously, though, everyone's done gushing/positing about this book already and I just finished it. And my admittedly frustrating tumblr search of what people who already read it thought is making me lonely. I'm really the only one who was just super excited about Madden? He's such a good boy, even when he takes an undeserved Tybalt to the face, and we never even got to find out what happened to his stupid evil sister. And May told Walther to stop being a dick, which was nice. I've been waiting for someone to do that for a while now. Like, I love the guy but he's a dick.

Also, has anyone told Gilly that her other mother has progressed to the "stealing babies" stage of antagonist yet? Someone should do that, like soon.

[deadnamesdead]

She wasa already at the stealing babies stage, she was just way more subtle with Gilly.

There is def a world with a less demon woman where Toby comes back and the family gives her a chance because 1) she did not know what year it was when she came back, like someone who was kidnapped in a dark room(that was her PI cover), 2) the first thing she did when she had clothes and fredom of movement was check on her family, 3) She was a dedicated mother before randomly leaving with no preparation. If Miranda hadn't spent 14 years with the express intent of never letting toby come back there was a chance

[njelruch]

Sure, but there has definitely been a noteworthy and violent escalation that Gilly should probably be made aware of.

Also, as much as Janet sucks, I can't help but notice that Faerie has created a lot of their own problems when it comes to her and her descendants. Like, they make her a pariah in their world, effectively isolate her from her own kind by making her immortal, brand her as a thief and then act all surprised when she leans into it? And then they take her daughter away from her, tell Amandine to hide what and who she is for her entire childhood, and then name her "Liar" like that was all her own idea.

Don't get me wrong - they've still chosen to be terrible people. But boy howdy, not a lot of effort was made to encourage them to be better.

[deadnamesdead]

Oh absolutely! No disagreement there. I just think Janet tries to spin raising Gilly as "I provided this poor girl with a mother when you heartlessly abandoned her by being turned into a fish, and now you are stealing her from me" when that is not what she was doing

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.