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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

[evilwizard]

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

[junkdrawertales]

Andy Robinson and Siddig El-Fadil spent thirty years campaigning to kiss each other on the mouth for TV and they did it not from attraction but for the love of the game. they genuinely believed that being gay would improve the show. nobody else in Hollywood has done it like them and I don’t think anyone else ever will

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[deadnpc]

🏳️‍🌈?

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[redbeansesameball]

when you make the movie night watchlist for the next month and all the movies are chinese

[deadnpc]

video of an operating table, mid surgery, soft beeping in the background. a set of hands enters the frame, garishly patterned gloves. "balloon". second set of hands, different gloves, passes a bright red 260 balloon. "balloon". third set of hands, bright green balloon, passed in to the first hands. "balloon" fourth set of hands, bright yellow balloon. first hands start twisting the balloons together, making a balloon flower. "balloon" fifth set of hands, blue balloon. "balloon" sixth set of hands, blue balloon. no hands have left the frame. first set of hands passes the flower off, takes the blue balloons, makes a balloon dog. "handkerchief". seventh set of hands, holding a handkerchief. pan down and yuuup you guessed it theyre pulling hankerchiefs out of the patient.

[wednesdaythesecond]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[foone]

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

[onceiwashere]

i NEED to see that funny outfit Palpatine wears in the end of the Phantom Menace again. It calms me

[onceiwashere]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh here he is. Here he is with his bright, confident smile and his truly unfathomable flaccid Heat Miser hair and his little velvet shrug over his brocade toilet paper sleeves. He’s radiant. He might be dressed like if Niccolò Machiavelli were a rejected Candyland villain from the Licorice Scotties Republic, and Plo Koon is standing right behind him in a v-neck poncho, but he doesn’t care because he’s Chancellor Palpatine, and he’s only here so that some frog people can give him a magical orb. He’s doing a great job, and I can breathe again

[birb-in-space]

classic fuckin’ Plo Koon tho

[onceiwashere]

Honestly Plo Koon could get it

[widowthayer]

sisko fancam sunday

[dimosar]

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Quinlan Vos,

LUKE: ...Who?

YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,

LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors I bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was, Luke. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,

[dimosar]

LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...

YODA: a double jump, he can do.

[bestthingfortoday]

Wild coyote on the roof of a bar, Queens, NY. March, 2015. via

[sauridae]

new york freakin city babey

[jennaflare]

It's an art you partake in and just know / You all paid to watch, let's start the show

(youtube)

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[loverofthewrongkind]

milchick should be running a tight ship as creative director at his local theatre. someone get him out of the torture factory.

[deadnpc]

[boxchewr]

why is this one question for my assignment written like this