"I'm Batman"

Came for the fandoms, now I mostly reblog memes. Been on this site for a while. Check my tags to navigate. https://deadpanbatman.tumblr.com

[deadpanbatman]

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[theprofessional-amateur]

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[memewhore]

[kineticallyanywhere]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[strawlessandbraless]

Which version of Cas you sharing a blunt with?

French Mistake Cas

Leviathan Cas

Honey Cas

‘Steve’

Godstiel

Apocalypse Cas

Victorian Lady Cas

Emmanuel

Casifer

Endverse Cas

They’re all invited

Voting ended onMay 26

Reblog for a larger sampling size, a bitch be curious

[animusrox]

The Joker is telling us who he’s targeting. Get a unit over to Surrillo’s house. The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[helmet-noob]

i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name

PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ecneir]

𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐'𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘛𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯' 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦, 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[kosmogrl]

living my life one ‘it is what it is’ at a time

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[herssian]

you're allowed to draw. draw badly even. draw and then delete it. draw and rework it and then delete it anyway. draw only half of it and the other half three years later. in one style or another. in different styles in the same week. traditional or digital. you're literally allowed to draw however you want

[onlytiktoks]

[hedwig-dordt]

a reCAPTCHA will not request a sequence of keys, and what to do if you got scammed