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bless you

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

kalichnikov

fliesandlilypads

gotta blast

sodapop95

An agent of chaos. A demon.

everyteenager4free1

paulthebukkit

https://twitter.com/breadotop/status/1241943509961265152

seabassapologist

Can’t believe you just shook a bird out of the tree like that

gahdamnpunk

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

squeakitties

grimeclown

Anybody whos glad abt new horizons not having gyroids (yet?) doesnt know SHIT!!!!!! Animal crossing was NEVER about getting the cutest cohesive interior design together or the ideal town with perfectly tailored villagers and trees and manicured gardens. Animal crossing should be about filling your entire basement with as many fuck ugly gyroids as you could get your grubby little ten year old hands on and standing there so you can listen to them gurgle over your favorite kk slider track

kaban-bang

I follow this Road to El Dorado fan group on facebook and the admins recently banned a meme template due overuse. So naturally the community got creative and started working around ways to post it.