Sorry

Lmao

[anarchy-kisses]

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[science-jumps]

Drama in the DV fandom

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Me jumping into Harry Potter to kill the rest of the characters:

[satyriconmp3]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

in love with whipser funny moments

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[triforce-princess]

[unclefather]

You Fuckeing Monster

[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[pissvortex]

Andrew Cuomo is one of these politicians that always looks like they're about to strangle the person next to them. For another example, see Terry McAuliffe.

he literally looks like he is about to snap and bash someone’s head in with that globe on the desk behind him

[weirdnessisgood]

[claphnelauren]

a stylish accessory

[binches-deactivated20220521]

who is she

[frawgs]

this guy puts metal in the microwave to watch it spark

[tinysport-deactivated20210828]

[englishdub]

“What are we eating for dinner?”

“Food”

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

this is so funny

[imperatorkhaleesi]

"During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." - Kurt Vonnegut

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[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i can’t believe he’s gone

[unclefather]

Kanye Rest in peace