can someone tell me what to do?

call me em. (26 she/her/whatever)

[beardedmrbean]

[boom-strap-thesoundofmyheart]

What if you were a butch knight injured in battle... and I was a humble peasant woman who found you....

tenderly undoing your clasps as you try and brush my fingers away, desperate to maintain your strength. Swearing to you only to heal and nothing more, wiping away the blood and sweat from your skin. Holding up the cup of bitter herbal tea to your lips for you to sip and jokingly promising you something sweeter if you take your medicine....

Kissing at your hands and knuckles, holding them to my cheek in the firelight... hearing you complain that I have to chop the firewood by myself, telling you that I'm used to hard work. Pretending with a flutter in my heart that I don't hear it when you mutter

"You'd never chop wood again if I were well"

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[astraldemise]

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

[astraldemise]

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

[charaah]

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

[astraldemise]

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

[catvvizard]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

It feels like tomorrow is supposed to be friday. But it will be a thursday instead. another of gods little tricks

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[totallyfubar]

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

[totallyfubar]

you know what’s a real burden? a person that is so scared of leaning on other people that they try to be completely self sufficient and you end up either having to help them indirectly to save their ego or they have to break down in order to receive help, both of which are so much more heavy to the person that loves them than just being leaned on casually

[alittleballoffire]

[cowboypsyop]

[thickness-protection-program]

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

I looked through four photo albums just to find this picture of my dad from the eighties when he was living in england. It was worth it.

[electric-nope]

Humans have literally never changed their sense of humor

[deadxego]

who was i before i met you

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[spikedru]

ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*

[deadxego]

Frissons des Collines- 2011 (part 2/?)

[deadxego]

yeah i made these what of it 🥵

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[iceafterdeath]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

MA’AM

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[bonersniper]

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs