watch me crawl on hands and knees

🌈 she/her🌈 25y 🌈 i like movies and i have a snail tattoo 🌈 abolish capitalism

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[feedmegreenthings]

May everyone learn a valuable lesson from this: check your food before you wreck your mood

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I needed a warmup and honestly I should frame this and put it up in my kitchen

[deafeningcat]

Thank you for standing by my family. I know I keep asking, but your donations are what keeps us alive, especially after the recent bombing that injured us all.

Our sole focus now is saving my brother Samer. Securing his vital medications and evacuating him for treatment is our only hope.

Please share our story and encourage others to donate

@hazemsuhail

!!!!!

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[shodaw]

We’re forgiving all his war crimes now?

[zforzelma]

Man when Macbeth said “tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day” he sure was on to something because damn if those tomorrows don’t keep on creeping on.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Do not talk about homestuck on my posts.

[kochamchleb]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[deafeningcat]

Io voglio prendere un volo a Napoli e soggiornare en un hostel e caminare per le strade fine gli miei pensamenti sono finite. Mia famiglia è tutta da Roma o Milano, però c'è qualcosa in Napoli che mi chiama. Pottrebe essere ché mi piacciono tanto gli libri di Elena Ferrante, l'atmosfera che lei diventa, la realtà degli sentimenti che suoi personaggi mi hanno fatto sentire. Non lo sò. Sarà possibile che la mia anima sarà sempre cosi, una cosa lontana da me? Io sò che mia anima non è a Napoli, non è a Helsinki, non è neanche in Brasile. Forse l'ho lasciato da qualche parte e ho dimenticato esattamente dove l'ho messo. Forse sta qui con me.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[mizgrownnonsense]

💤❤️🌱💯🌸

[macrolit]

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[macrolit]

LAST CHANCE to reblog this post and enter to win! We're choosing a random winner LATER TODAY.

[macrolit]

Giveaw@y: We’re giving away a copy of the Gail Crowther's new work Marilyn and Her Books! Won’t this look lovely in your collection? =) Enter to win by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 26 May 2026. Good luck! (You can also enter our giveaw@y for this book at macrolit.books IG.)

Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaw@ys. For full rules to all of our giveaw@ys, click here.

[macrolit]

LAST CHANCE to reblog this post and enter to win! We're choosing a random winner LATER TODAY.

[macrolit]

Giveaw@y: We’re giving away a copy of the Gail Crowther's new work Marilyn and Her Books! Won’t this look lovely in your collection? =) Enter to win by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 26 May 2026. Good luck! (You can also enter our giveaw@y for this book at macrolit.books IG.)

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[macrolit]

LAST CHANCE to reblog this post and enter to win! We're choosing a random winner LATER TODAY.

[deafeningcat]

Had a therapy session today. Just like Tony Soprano