watch me crawl on hands and knees

🌈 she/her🌈 25y 🌈 i like movies and i have a snail tattoo 🌈 abolish capitalism

[soup-mother]

Holy shit! Worldwide nationwide alert for a super rare awesome space phenomena/dangerous food recall! This affects literally everyone!!!! Everyone be so careful/excited! Here's where you can see it from/shit yourself to death *Map of the exact borders of the United States of America*

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[deafeningcat]

I'm afraid I'm losing my passion for the arts in the process of being mentally stable and healthy. Also my tummy hurts

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[deafeningcat]

will it be like this forever?

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[snoopylovessoup]

[dailyflicks]

WILD AT HEART (1990) dir. David Lynch

[deafeningcat]

Imagine spending your whole life pretending to me someone you're not and creating a tough shell so everyone (especially your big brother who beats you up but not in the bad way you swear) will think you're cool and then you meet a scrawny guy who is also pretending to be invencible and he's annoying at first but then you spend three years with him in a meteor and you realize together that you can be proud of who you are and also you're soulmates. and gay.

[darthsoror]

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

[biophilie]

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

[fadeintocase]

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

[praythemisaway]

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

[noelleandbutts]

i think that IS dirk

[that-fucking-update]

Well fuck.

[calliopeblackstar]

Literally the plot of “karkat goes to a convention”

[lokihiddleston]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

[mens-rights-activia]

[questcult]

one of my favorite memes, it's so sex positive and full of camaraderie and understanding.

[sandersstudies]

EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.

Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)

[fairycosmos]

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old