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Rip Henry V, you would have loved that Soldier, Poet, King trend from tiktok

#hal tiktok trends also include dressing as performative male (you can't tell if he's being ironic or not)#poins trends include looking fot a man in finance and explaining girl math #also filming the battle of Shrewsbury/jet2 holiday #my good sweet honey lord #henry iv #henry v #ned poins

lipstickhamlet

when i say bolingbroke i mean my skrunkle and character of all time from shakespeare. when i say henry iv i'm talking about the kind-of-gross old man from history and i'm saying it with an air of slight distance and judgement. bolingbroke (affectionate) & henry iv (derogatory)

#hal - problematic traumatised little guy #daddy issues inc.#deeply anxious and stressed #my son's boyfriend #henry v - man who commits war crimes for breakfast and cannot take a joke #henry v #henry iv

lipstickhamlet

it was honestly a good call of shakespeare to make hotspur and hal the same age in 1h4. could you imagine if he was a 16 year old fighting a 47 year old. nothing in the plot would've made sense

#so true #“why can't you be more like percy he's so put together”#“yeah dad that's because he's been an adult for longer than I've been alive”#henry iv #prince hal #shakespeare

quietwingsinthesky

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

quietwingsinthesky

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

#oh no #my good sweet honey lord #henry iv #prince hal #ned poins #henry v #shakespeare

thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

#good morrow to you honourable fellatio!#how hast been?#how is thine head?

irate-iguana

The silly product of my insomnia last night.

real-language-facts

resurrected a dead language and it came back wrong

#medieval Latin be like

malachia-il-bibliotecario

#brilliant #richard ii #shakespeare

lipstickhamlet

now why is this formatted like a romance novel cover

#yes but there's also something about it that makes it look like richard is giving him some scritches #who's a good knight? who's a good knight? you are! yes you _are_!#the hollow crown #richard ii #henry iv #little did he know

lipstickhamlet

henry bolingbroke + text posts

#hell yeah #henry iv #richard ii #shakespeare

definitely-not-lordenglish

Starting a collection

definitely-not-lordenglish

home-and-having-tea

encryptidarchivist

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

zamczysko

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

kozlarz

cmon they just started… give it some time

encryptidarchivist

thank you.

two

onemilliondraculas

Keep going

lipstickhamlet

i can't fucking deal with toxic fans anymore. if you're still supporting h*nry b*lingbroke honestly just block me. he LITERALLY d*posed richard the second and refuses to ransom edmund mortimer which is,,,, literally so fucking problematic?? plus i heard somewhere he was going to make a voyage to the holy land to wash the blood off his guilty hand but so shaken as he is, so wan with care, he decided not to go which is uhhh,,, fuckin yikes.

#dead #henry iv #henry bolingbroke #shakespeare

kolleander

#this is exactly accurate #no notes #richard ii #hollow crown #ben whishaw #henry iv

konoko

#hmmm yes #romeow and kittyet #shakespeare

space-sweetheart

I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

#ned poins #I might genuinely care about him more than #shakespeare #and that's fine #(narrator: it was not fine)

xalatath

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

#omg it's meeee #shakespeare #thou thee and thine is my there they're and their

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