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Recursion is teaming up with DreamHack, SteelSeries, and tomtoc to give away over $2000 in prizes for the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
Go to http://recursion.gg/giveaway and reblog for a chance to be 1 of 20 total winners!
Here she comes
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https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/
“that’ll be 120 dollars”
21.73 and a whole party can enjoy
It took me too long to realize they weren't drinking some kind of edible insulation.
LMAOOO ….unmute this
LMFAOOOOOO
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
LOL dark-blueeeee
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Maybe you’re a bitch
i mean i definitely am but youre still boring
It's kind of the other way around.
i’m using rebecca’s cats again
The most gentle meow.
THE FIRST MEOW SOUNDS LIKE IT’S SAYING “HELLO” I’M DYING
I want gay cafés
Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations
see? this is what we need
a non-alcoholic, non-sexual space for LGBT groups that is inclusive to younger people
im here, im queer, and i can’t drink beer
Kinda weird that this doesnt exist actually
How I feel about Pokemon go
this is so fucking funny
anonymously send me a
scroll containing the intructions on how to perform a random satanic ritual
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
"bathroom without a door" are 4 pretty scary words.
im what the kids call
Cancer