[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[stokerbramwell]

Can’t wait to get a half million dollars from Kaiba Corp

[circutron]

Screw the rules, I have an IOU.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Thats a cursive f not a b

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top

Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[catrasavedme]

also psa to my able bodied followers:

being tired because you stayed up late is NOT the same as a chronically ill person being exhausted because their body literally isn’t working right.

[fibro-battling]

I read somewhere that an able bodied person would have to stay up for 4 days to experience the fatigue of the average person w chronic fatigue

[justummsomeguy]

I’d believe it.

[disorderedcripple]

Abled person, staring at my cane: what happened to you

Me: I'm a plot device to show you the meaning of Christmas brenda. God bless us, every fucking one

[nyadcircus]

Basic Respect for Cane Users

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Pic 1: A title card that says ‘basic respect for cane users’.

Pic 2: Not all cane users are: physically weak, slow, elderly. Some cane users can: run, lift heavy things, ride bikes, skateboards, etc. Cane users are not all the same.

Pic 3: Do: move out of the way for someone using a cane, give your seat to a cane user on public transport, offer to carry something for your friend or co worker with a cane, ask cane users what their access needs are, treat cane users with respect. Remember that not everyone with a physical disability uses a mobility aid.

Pic 4: DON’T: touch cane users without their explicit permission, make assumptions about whether someone 'really’ needs their cane, give unwanted advice about someones disability, make a cane user feel bad or like they’re an embarassment. Remember: people might not use their cane full-time, you can’t know if someone is faking.

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

I’m just going to leave this here for anyone who needs it.

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

ANSJDJFNJGJGGGNTJTK

[thefibrodiaries]

Disabled people who can walk short distances should not have to fear parking in a disabled space and walking into a store. 

 Disabled people in wheelchairs should not have to fear moving their legs or briefly standing up. 

 Disabled people should not have to fear using a cane on their bad days.

Disabled people shouldn’t have to feel weary about having too much fun and being seen enjoying themselves.

 Disabled people shouldn’t have to live in fear of getting attacked, getting called a fake and even getting reported for benefit fraud just because they don’t fit the ableist profile of what you think a disabled person looks like and acts like.

Disabled people deserve to be able to safely leave the house and live our lives without fear and judgment.

[awwww-cute]

[honeyswtfits]

magic cat

[kyraneko]

blessed post

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Like. A laser tag place opened geared towards teenagers and it got no business, we tried to enjoy it but when someone pointed a laser machine gun at me and I instinctively dropped behind the nearest wall and reached to turn off my phone I cried, I wasn’t the only one. The announcements system turns on at an unexpected time and everyone holds their breath until they say something besides “locks, lights, out of sight,” nobody even jokingly pops chip bags anymore, a door slammed really loud during a class change and everyone dropped and ran. Everyone cries during drills, even the toughest ranch kids. Every drill comes with a full day of teachers crying and telling us that they love us all so much and will die for us, and every kid in every class looking around wondering who would I die for? Who would die for me? You walk to the bathroom and wonder every second if it happens right now, where will I go? You test supply closet doors to see which ones are unlocked, you memorize which furniture in the teachers’ lounge your English teacher says is light enough to barricade a door with. The fire alarm goes off and nobody moves, instead you wait for gunshots—it a trap? You stand with a group of freshmen and realize that you’re the oldest, you know you’ll have to die for them. You forget your ID tag and worry that now the police won’t be able to tell your parents if you’re safe, or not safe. Your stats teacher has a baseball bat by the door, your math teacher keeps a stapler under each desk to throw, your drama teacher asks who will be willing to stand by the non-locking door with the Shakespearean swords. Your yearbook teacher tells you don’t worry about breaking a camera because you heard about the kids who died holding them. You don’t use the bathroom during classes because you don’t want to be the only target to shoot at. You keep your phone on silent 24/7 because you worry the one time you forget will be when you get your whole US History class killed. You have a snap saved with your class schedule and school and full name to send in an instant to your internet friends so they know if you were on that wing, you have a note saved with the things you want your mom to know and the things you’re sorry for. At the age of 12 I was told I needed to know who I would die for and that it was okay if it was nobody, that was my decision to make. School shootings control us more than adults and non-Americans could possibly imagine and nobody moves to change anything unless we’re actively screaming for it. Have you considered we’re too scared?

[tehdoctah]

The absolute fuck. The fuck did I just read. This sounds like dystopian fiction. The fucking fuck.

[allthingshyper]

It isn’t. This is 100% the reality of all American children - not the ones that live in bad neighborhoods, not the ones that make bad choices, ALL OF THEM.

Welcome to America.

[donthangmeimsane]

Even my school is subtly terrified. Nobody will admit it most of the time but at this point I think we all worry it’ll happen.

My science teacher, during a drill last year, armed us all with metal bars he stashed in the cabinet.

Now that we have the ALICE system in place instead of whatever the old one was its actually worse in my opinion. Don’t huddle, don’t make noise UNTIL someone gets in.

If they do you throw whatever you can, yell, and attack. Don’t stop moving. If you get them down pin them with something - tables, multiple chairs, garbage cans - and have people back those up by weighting them down. Get the weapon away and wait.

Thank god some of us besides the nurse are fucking medically trained because if someone does get hit mostly everyone wouldn’t know what the HELL to do to keep them alive.

In cases where we don’t have stocked metal bars in our classroom you have to use anything and everything else - things out of your bags, including the expensive shit - fire extinguishers, chairs, desks - and if we have a chance before it gets to that point after barricading, we pop the windows and crawl out to make a run for it.

I hate to admit it but the fire drill thing keeps me inside and makes me hesitate for a little bit longer (in addition to my fire training but that’s different).

I’m afraid that at some point someone will snap, let it be student or some druggie off the streets - and that we’ll still be completely unprepared, and I hate that at this point it has to be a concern to me. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

[leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid]

Some older kids pounded on our door this morning and it took me 10 minutes to calm down. I’m in kindergarten, they don’t pound on the door to be let in nor do teachers. You know who does? Crazy, usually white, men/boys with guns. Or at least that’s where my mind went to this morning. In fact, I think about it every day. Which kids will I cover? Which will I not be able to save? The teacher next door showed me how to use a chair to lock our buddy room doors since they don’t have locks. Will today be the day I use that little trick? Will today be the day?

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

at my highschool we all used to joke about shootings and try to down play it and we still do occasionally but we do it alot less now that we’ve had three threats in the past year. we have shooting drills every three weeks that barely anyone takes seriously because they’re so desensitized and have it all memorized by the first two drills or they’re convinced the police are going to save them, and we all know how depending on the police worked out for parkland

[leialovett-archive]

guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands

[claricedemedicis]

I just…can you imagine listening to ani give a 13 hour dramatic af statement to the police.

ani: Bryce had secrets….but so did Clay. 

deputy standall: ma’am, this is a murder investigation.

[behindthefourthwall]

requested by anonymous

[thegoldenarmada]

I have a what

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]