What the fuck is this shit?

Mostly stuff I found in used books or at thrift stores--other weirdness free of charge.

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

[kushblazer666]

[not-lupus]

slay

[important-cat-pics]

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[theonion]

Fulfill your destiny. Buy Onion Merch.

Visit The Onion Store.

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[theonion]

Real Estate: Heartbreaking Podcast Studio Included

[bimmyjimmy]

mini jimmy vlog: he rediscovers the balcony!!

Tumblr didn’t accept me uploading this, so I put it on youtube like some suggested!

[yenthecat]

I am just littles, can't you see?

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[targetedknowledge]

[honeyswtfits]

why do you let your gargoyle drink out of your toilet

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]