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Valentines day ~
this took me a week and two separate computers
Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔
"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜
3D EYELASHES THAT:
❌ don’t “float,” don’t stick to hair, don’t respond to any incorrect face sliders;
✅ hold a smooth shape with any presets, fit snugly against the eyelids, don’t ripple, and yes, they’re so big that they could send you into space!
amen
Me when I see my little princesses 🥰😍 (They are full grown men and most of them are mentally ill and would probably kill me if I got near. The others aren't even human 💀)
I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
IT'S REALLLL CHAT IT'S REAL I'M SCREAMING
WHAT-
HAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
I jacked off twice today.
I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?
not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.
Have a great time! :)
"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."
Thanks bestie, I will!
"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."
hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
No this is accurate
This is so fucking funny
Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.
Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.
Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.
whistles
trips
Oh no!! I just tripped Over this rock in The Garden! They really need to put up some kind of Wall… and I dropped my Link all over the ground…
I really need To Watch where I’m going, geez…
knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.
hey wanna see some tarantula paws
My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.
He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube
based on that one non canon picture of teen mystery twins
Doesnt stay too long away from colors!!
compliments from girls go hard