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[anaphcra]

i fucking hate tumblr funnymen because they could make a post that just says “egg” or some shit and it would get 20k+ notes

[t0nk3r]

egg

[official-lucifers-child]

egg

[mushroomtrailer]

egg

[anaphcra]

stop that

[abigailparismustdie]

egg

[aprettyhesitantalien]

egg

[never-downandout]

egg

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

Egg

[i-wanna-be-cute]

egg

[chickeninapot]

Egg, egg, egg, egg

Everybody!

[leg-stealing-bee]

Egg

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

egg

[asphodelex]

Now with leg!

[quincunx]

egg

[the-worm-man]

Egg

[deargodbatmanusername]

Egg

[deargodbatmanusername]

This twenty one pilots concert was awesomeeeee

[deargodbatmanusername]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[deargodbatmanusername]

I need friends

Guys who wants to be friends cause like I would love to have someone to video chat with and just be a dork ya know

[thelemonfellfromthetree]

Okay but they should make this happen in season 15

Imagine It's the last episode of season 15, the three of them just chilling on the beach, finally getting the vacation they always wanted.

Or it could always end like this.

They die together.

[destielstuffandthings]

Dean swirls the drink in his hand with the little blue umbrella.

"Pretty cool that they never run out, huh?"

Sam smiles over at his brother and nods.

"Just think if we were still alive, you'd be hammered by now," Sam jokes.

"Oh please," Dean smirks before downing the drink and biting the cherry of the end of the umbrella. "Never got drunk off girly drinks before." He watched as his glass refilled and was topped off by a pineapple ring.

"Ohh nice, pineapple this time," Castiel snatches Dean's drink and starts running down the beach with it.

"Damn it, Cas! That's mine!" Dean stand up, flexing his toes in the sand as he prepares to chase the angel down the shoreline.

Sam sits back in his folding chair and pushes his sunglasses up a bit, smiling wide as his brother tackles the angel into the sand.

[deargodbatmanusername]

I’m such an idiot. I want you back. But now you’re with her. And I can’t change the past. You accepted me. Quirks and all. It’s such a shame I waited till I couldn’t have you to fall

[deargodbatmanusername]

Friends

I hate it when you have a friend who is always so worried about you drifting apart and leaving them, and then they end up being the ones that leave you in the dust

[deargodbatmanusername]

Before

Before I drown teach me to breathe

Before I fall teach me to fly

Before I love teach me to feel

Before I bleed teach me to heal

-RC

[deargodbatmanusername]

She fell asleep with tear stains on her cheeks, she cries at night so no one can see she’s weak

[deargodbatmanusername]

My passion used to be a roaring flame but now it’s just a dying ember blown out by the wind of life -rc

[deargodbatmanusername]

I don’t know man I wrote this years ago

Born into a violent world full of pain and sorrow, sitting in the dark fearing each tomorrow. Blood runs in the streets and we suffer in the heat of the evil that has taken over and showed us our defeat

[sleepeatspn-deactivated20250109]

insp (pt I.) 

[deargodbatmanusername]

Isn’t it amazing how much you can hide with some sleeves and a smile

[deargodbatmanusername]

So I was with my little brother in Five below, and I jokingly asked if I could put makeup on him and he said no. When I asked why his answer was “Because I only shop at Sephora.” 😂

[deargodbatmanusername]

my brother: Why did you turn on the candle?

me: why did I... turn on the candle?

my brother: yeah, why did you turn it on?

me: cause I wanted it to get all hot and steamy

my brother: ‘dies’

[thatsnotwhoifuckingam]

Anyone else feel like Cas is especially yummy in season 14?

*sigh*

[ain-t-bovvered]

What are you talking about that boi has been yummy since 4x01

[make-destiel-canon-please-deact]

are you just noticing this now??

[thatsnotwhoifuckingam]

@ain-t-bovvered Don’t question my lust for this man! 😂😂😂

He’s always yummy, this is just a different more…wild kind of yummy?

@make-destiel-canon-please AND YES IM JUST NOTICING IT NOW! I’ve been trying to avoid spoilers and apparently FAILED. Lol

[ain-t-bovvered]

@thatsnotwhoifuckingam yes yes yes he really went from cute bumblebee

To

And I was :

[thatsnotwhoifuckingam]

I mean, cute bumble bee is adorbs.

but for the love of chuck…

Can he just NOT?

Clean up on aisle BAMF…

[deargodbatmanusername]

So my little brother was looking for my Castiel pop figure in my room and after a solid 4 minutes he yelled “I can’t find him, I need Dean to sneeze”