OLD ACCOUNT!

THIS ACCOUNT IS OLD! IVE CREATED A NEW ONE: dearovaries-rip91.tumblr.com

[dearovaries-rip-blog]

ATTENTION TO MY FOLLOWERS!

Thanks to Yahoo! and the new update or whatever, I was “forced” into making a new account. I can only access my old account through my phone. I have created a new blog @dearovaries-rip91 * (Hopefully that link works!) I will be going on a massive following spree later tonight on the new blog of all the people that I was previously following. Please, feel free to re-follow me on my new blog! It would be greatly appreciated!

It sucks that I have to start all over, but hopefully this won’t be such a bad thing. I guess only time will tell. Thank you to all that follow me, I will literally send a personal thank you message out to each new follower.

*If the link to my new blog doesn't work, it is: dearovaries-rip91.tumblr.com

[obviousplant]

My neighbors just received this flyer in their mailboxes. See more dads here!

[noctisia]

[ranya-drawing]

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[katswenski]

He isn’t his brother’s watch dog. (I stole this joke from a reader.) My website – see me on Webtoons!

[a-concerned-mother]

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

[backdoorteenmom]

[syllethx]

its odd how conveniently yall forget that Bernie had the largest turnouts for voting and yet lower polling numbers. its called voter fraud and there have been multiple investigations in Hillary’s team that show thousands of bernie votes have been scratched, thrown away, deterred, as well as running millennials most likely to vote for him away from the polls with harassment. like it was not discreet, i was at the caucus for nevada and i had hillary staff screaming in my face and redoing the votes seven times over, frustratingly, each time bernie got the majority. if you think the reason bernie lost the nomination is because “lol stupid young people like to use twitter and not vote” rather than a billionare woman with a track record of cheating and breaking the law, using this wealth to her advantage to swing the votes, then honestly you’re the reason why people don’t go out and vote to begin with. you sit and belittle young people for getting involved in politics, and then you tease them for being pushed out by a system that doesn’t value them.

[h0]

[gemestoned]

Thank you👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

And minors can still be supporters

[mishananigans-archive-deactivat]

i’m told jensen had been eyeing my guitars while i was in line. he immediately took the acoustic and started strumming.

the plan was actually for jensen to be a groupie, but he wouldn’t give the guitar back when i told him i was going to hold it. i told misha about it in autos later, and he laughed and wrote “groupie” with an arrow pointing to jensen, right after he asked me how to spell groupie.

[yourfavoritedirector]

Misha: *starts to write G-R-O-o?* … *Pauses* “How do you spell groupie?” Brianna: *has an are-you-really-asking-this-question look on her face* Me: “G-R-O-U-P-I-E” Misha: “That’s what I thought” *emphasizes the U but just makes it worse*

[westendblues]

Who says nigga more:

Asian teenagers/20somethings from Cali White girls with Black boyfriends NonBlack Latinos who grew up in the hood

*cue jeopardy music*

[lyjerria]

*slams buzzer*

what is “non black Latinos who grew up in the hood”

[chicagosugarbitch]

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

[mllwyllw]

“Oh thats wrong there is one more option” *slams buzzer* “trick question, What is white people when black people aren’t around for 10,000!”

[tooohightocomedown]

^^ yessir as pitiful as it is. You’re exactly right bruh

[dynastylnoire]

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! “Tell them what they’ve won!”

[writinginraw]

THESE FUCKING HANDS

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽💨💨💨💨

[rupindah]

[rollingstars]

you’ve heard of daddy long legs now get ready for

[rollingstars]

mommy short arms

[thatdamnskeleton]

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[hiddlescheekbones]

All the tiny animals imprinted on Papa Hiddles

[carleywins]

[katerinaxxpetrova]

he goes from really confused to really “give me that fucking guinea pig” in less than three seconds

[jimmysnowvakk]

forever reblog

[dearovaries-rip-blog]

So pissed off that someone mowed down my sunflowers out front. Whomever it was, they mowed about 3 feet of grass that wasn't long and didn't need to be cut...and on property that wasn't theirs.