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[pukicho]

Everyone always asks "how are you"

But no one ever asks "why are you"

that's because the first question actually has an answer

[deathburger]

The second one has an answer, it’s just not one that our human minds can comprehend.

[pukicho]

Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please

It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades

[deathburger]

I can’t believe that this is how I find out.

[pukicho]

if you have more than 50,000 asks can i eat a lemon

Go on champ, have a couple <3

[deathburger]

Proof or it didn’t happen.

[pukicho]

HEY who here is a graphic designer, I need a font. If ur an ACTIVE graphic designer pls DM me and show me ur portfolio and stuff let's tawlk. Looking for modern embossed y2k apexy Baroque-revival shit

[deathburger]

Pukicho asking for something specific like this is… mildly concerning, to say the least.

[pukicho]

Biggest animal you could take in a fight?

Dragon

[deathburger]

Which one? Bearded? Komodo?

[pukicho]

Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.

[bigmandongle]

the hole? ... 😏

[pukicho]

Okay I'm just gonna shoot you

[deathburger]

[pukicho]

do u think dogs secretly talk our language but they only do it to other dogs to protect us from their animal secrets? And dogs and cats have very intelligent arguments with each other?

[yaoipussy]

thats's such a cool idea there should be a warner brothers film with cgi animals and a budget of 60 million dollars from 2001 about this that gets mixed reviews yet they make two sequels anyway one in 2010 and the third being a direct to video release in 2020

[pukicho]

What are you trying to tell me with this? What do you know that I do not?

[deathburger]

I would like to know as well.

[pukicho]

I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN

[deathburger]

Take it back.

[pukicho]

So whats up guys

[bluerasbunny]

the sky

[pukicho]

ok

[pukicho]

You know what, fuck you. How dare you. NO one knows what the say after that shit. Am I supposed to laugh at that joke? If anyone has ever laughed at that joke, they were LYING to you. They were being nice because they felt SORRY for you. You just wanted to end the conversation early. Got somewhere to go bozo? You a busy man?

[badjokesbyjeff]

Damn, and I thought my jokes were bad

[deathburger]

Well, I wasn’t expecting THIS crossover.

[pukicho]

They used to say shitpost. I think I just got fucking demoted. what the fuck

[pukicho]

So whats up guys

[bluerasbunny]

the sky

[pukicho]

ok

[pukicho]

You know what, fuck you. How dare you. NO one knows what the say after that shit. Am I supposed to laugh at that joke? If anyone has ever laughed at that joke, they were LYING to you. They were being nice because they felt SORRY for you. You just wanted to end the conversation early. Got somewhere to go bozo? You a busy man?

[deathburger]

Look at their username, Puki. What else could you expect from them!

[pukicho]

3 day hiatus over, the really fucking epic pukicho arc begins... now

[deathburger]

LET’S GO

[pukicho]

Do you ever think to yourself when you see yourself in a tumbler video?

I don't watch tumblr videos. I am tumblr videos.

[sillyclowntown]

what if demigods actually are real but theyre all just ao3 authors

i have cracked the code

[deathburger]

We are not, in fact, demigods, if you were wondering.

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[deathburger]

They will not.

[pogsploon]

Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed

[pukicho]

its pronounced pukicho

[pukicho]

I had to tell him

[deathburger]

Fair enough.

[pukicho]

Why do so many people like you again

Extreme power permeates from my glands

[deathburger]

False.