imploding-horse

somone, something, poet. gay i think.

[deathbyclueless]

it's me: clue.

it is me, clue

see above for info

repeat step 2 if needed

[deathbyclueless]

"i need a fan, im so hot"

*looks at me from the corner of her eye and walks away*

"you know i didn't mean it in that context!!"

"well, you should have."

AHHHHHGGGGGGSKDHSODHHSJ

[deathbyclueless]

the feeling when you've lived with a sibling and they move out but you still subconsciously start talking about something while looking at something else just to turn around to an empty room and feel very fucking stupid and very fucking sad.

[iminato]

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

[deathbyclueless]

ah yes, a crow

[shootfromthepoll]

if you had to have a sequel to one of the lfs, what one would you choose and why

Which of these longforms would you pick to have a sequel?

"The Midnight Mystery" ft. Scottish Batman

"Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall"

"Highway to Hell" ft. Max Fosh

"The Screams of the Damned"

"Ballet on the Battlefield"

"The Unrelenting Aubergine"

"Susan's Holiday" ft. Suki Webster

"The Neighbour's Under the Bed"

"No. I Always Loved That Caravan!"

"The Final Baker of Baker Street"

A different long form! (Comment/RB with it!)

Results

Voting ended onJul 4

I won't lie, this is very hard to do when there are only twelve poll options on Tumblr XD

I picked some that *I* think could make for good sequels, but if you or anyone else have a list of better options, please lmk and I will post a version with those!!

[deathbyclueless]

IT'S MINE!! THEY DID MY QUESTION!!

also tua for the win, gtwlm would be a great thing to preform onstage instead of just read

[itsm0onshine]

"i asked chatgpt--"

ok well i asked imhotep who is currently a little girl named susan and she started singing "how many of your wives have i killed, how many of your wiveeees?"

[deathbyclueless]

and i asked old lady margeary and she sang 'old lady mergeary, she does magic for a fee!' sold me drugs and asked for my phone instead of money.

[thehighvisionary]

Sat in the airport

My friend: why cant teleportation exist

Me: No. Bread.

[dreamqueenmab]

someone who’s going to the hammersmith apollo show should suggest “shoot from the hip” as the long form title for a full circle moment

[deathbyclueless]

continue my lesbian love novella

or

continue my very important application for a role i've wanted in school for about 5 years...

[therainatdawn]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE AN SFTH FAN!

We all keep joking the tumblr fandom would fit on a bus

would it tho???

i wanna keep headcount of all the pigeons!

Please reblog from only ONE of your blogs!

Let's GO!

[deathbyclueless]

tutu-j pfp is BANGING, thanks pidgeon

[itsm0onshine]

explaining sfth lfs badly # 12

wretched little polycule defeated by the power of music and also a magical old man

divorces and teddy bears

Jazz vampires

the prime minister's first day

live and let limbo

Voting ended onJun 23

[deathbyclueless]

that polycule is cannon, say it with me now

'they are in a cannon polycule!'

[deathbyclueless]

there’s that split second after you wake up

when it hasn’t hit you yet.

where all you can see is bliss and

all you can feel is the breeze and

all you could want is to hold her.

in that second, your brain forgets

you won’t be able to hold her again.

there’s that little minute where you laugh until you can’t

and it can’t hit you then.

so the world feels like it pauses

just so you can giggle and snort around

and though you just reached out for her shoulder

it cannot hit you yet.

there’s that sweet feeling when the weather is just right.

you’re already planning to go see her

at the park after school

before it can hit you that the park is too far

for a dead girl to walk to.

ephemeral, gentle, like the world

embraces you softly every once in a while

just to make the burning coal of relentless days

feel even more painful after it drops you again.

[deathbyclueless]

guys if i see one more person say

'erm... actually, clamanda isn't cannon, it's just a ship, meh meh meh'

THEY'RE GETTING BANGED IN THE FACE. I CHOOSE VIOLENCE. DO NOT STOP ME, I WILL END YOU.

[deathbyclueless]

guys abstradgedy is cannon, all go into the streets and rejoice!!

they scissored!! YIPPIEEE!!!

[itsm0onshine]

"I love drunk characters being flirty" ok but. what if instead it was a character bleeding out and theyre just deliriously flirting

[deathbyclueless]

see, this is exactly what i want.

this, this right here, perfect. chefs kiss. couldn't get enough.

[deathbyclueless]

Could I ever bring myself to leave thee?

Fate has knotted our hearts together now.

Thine eyes are deeper than the endless sea,

Our minds have sworn a stout and love-forged vow.

Not love joined duty, but true love alone.

In my thoughts, thou hast been immortalized.

What heart could blame what heaven must condone?

Yet thou hast planted kisses in my mind.

If loving thee be sin, I choose it still.

Not even death shalt tear our souls apart,

For a glimpse into thy eyes, I would kill.

Thy is sown into the depths of my heart.

May angels judge and people stare,

If I am thine, I could not care.

[deathbyclueless]

how would we maybe feel about the idea of..

horse-girl cowboy bank-robbing lesbians? maybe played by two cis straight men? who also might be improv comedians? just had a hunch some of you guys might like that