But it's not real. And you don't exist. And I can't recall the last time I [was kissed]*
*got my tits chopped off

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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i don't do bad sauce passes
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
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But it's not real. And you don't exist. And I can't recall the last time I [was kissed]*
*got my tits chopped off
I absolutely adore how everyone is basically yelling at us NOT TO TRUST GARAK
And we all like "Sure, we know that he's not to be trusted. We are not stupid"
And then Garak has the audasity to do something untrustworthy. Or it looks like he's betrayed everyone. And most people go "NO WAY. Garak would not betray the ds9 crew"
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
happy pride 🖖
"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is
"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples
"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.
hey so I’m talking with my wife and I just realized she’s never felt an earthquake so uh
have you ever felt an earthquake
yes
no
and pls reblog i need to know!!!!!!!
crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.
Good Omens: *is a huge success*
Every Single Discworld Fan: Oh? Oh worm?
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If I had a nickel for every time Terry Pratchett wrote a character with such strong trans vibes it's almost canon I'd have... well somewhere between two and five nickels, give or take, depending on where you draw the line.
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