EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE

Michael they/he current hyperfixation: Weyoun Older than 18. Older than 25 actually.

[deathdecayglitter]

But it's not real. And you don't exist. And I can't recall the last time I [was kissed]*

*got my tits chopped off

[ddead3ye]

Self indulgent crossover doodle of my favorite alien hunters and alien

[tall]

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[msunitedstatesjames]

Props to Terry Pratchett for creating a sprawling 40+ book fantasy series with intricate world building and deeply developed characters while also having a character solely referred to as "the stupid-looking kid" for almost a third of a book, and then, when he is named, his name is just Keith. Everything this man wrote is fantastic.

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[stealingpotatoes]

commission for @leeroyjagginz!

(commissions are open!)

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittybroker]

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

[chancesarehigh]

now if the Bishops never bothered to come collect Clancy and Clancy got to just enjoy being a Bandito without the looming threat of grasping fingers from the shadows coming to drag him back, do you think Torchbearer would of had a hard time bringing him to Voldsoy

[chancesarehigh]

like if you’re Torchbearer and you’re looking at Clancy, happy and free and full of life for the first time ever, what the fuck do you do? how long are you supposed to wait before you convince him to sail to a small eerie island with you so he can learn to seize and be turned into a weapon so you can fight back and break the cycle?

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[scramratz]

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

[bluejaymarin]

once again i remind my people that prior to 2025, every transfem had a transmasc sidekick or vice versa, that was the cliche, bring that back pleasssseee. life is so much better with friends that are just like you in the opposite direction.

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[animentality]

[hedwig-dordt]

Honestly, I don't remember when I started agreeing with the Vatican on important issues and yet here we are