Sentence Meme: 170 Buffy Summers Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/blood mentions/supernatural references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ Darn your sinister attraction. ❜
❛ You stabbed [name] to death. What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front? ❜
❛ Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out. ❜
❛ TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people. ❜
❛ They never just leave. Always gotta say something. ❜
❛ Oh come on! Stake through the heart, a little sunlight, it’s like falling off a log. ❜
❛ I have no time for orders. ❜
❛ [name], when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad … you suck. ❜
❛ You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge! ❜
❛ He’s 243 years old. He doesn’t exactly get the prom. ❜
❛ So I’m treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose…and I don’t have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface. ❜
❛ I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters. ❜
❛ What I want is the [name] that’s dangerous. The [name] that tried to kill me when we met. ❜
❛ Sex and death and love and pain – it’s all the same damn thing to you. ❜
❛ Have you completely lost your mind? ❜
❛ I’m not just some crazy person. I’m the Slayer! ❜
❛ You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal. ❜
❛ I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die. ❜
❛ It’s all [name]’s fault. She’s like poison. No, worse, she’s like acid that eats through everything. Maybe she’s a bomb. ❜
❛ You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn’t know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk. ❜
❛ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm. ❜
❛ You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good. ❜
❛ See, I didn’t think this was a popularity contest. I should have equal time to bake them cookies, braid their hair.. ❜
❛ There is something bad down here. Possibly everything bad. ❜
❛ [name] is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn’t his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot. ❜
❛ My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! ❜
❛ A bad omen and we just ignore it? There’s going to be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end. ❜
❛ Good.‘Cause I’ve had it. [name] is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend! ❜
❛ This is [name]. He’s um.. It’s a really long story b-but he’s not bad anymore. ❜
❛ I don’t want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. ❜
❛ Say it’s true. Say I do want to… it wouldn’t be you, [name]. It would never be you. You’re beneath me. ❜
❛ I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing. ❜
❛ Best of all… I’m not stupid. ❜
❛ Anyone else who wants to run… do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. ❜
❛ Look, I broke a nail, ok? I’m wearing a press-on. ❜
❛ So, what I’m wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil? ❜
❛ I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. ❜
❛ It was exactly you, [name], every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know. ❜
❛ I see one more display of testosterone-poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital. ❜
❛ I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it’s going to swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. ❜
❛ I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out. ❜
❛ Oh! That’s my skirt! You’re never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them! ❜
❛ I hate it when they drown me. ❜
❛ Okay, I’m cookie dough. I’m not done baking. I’m not finished becoming whatever the hell it is I’m gonna turn out to be. ❜
❛ I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blond hair, leather jacket, British accent, kind of… sallow? But in a hot way? ❜
❛ Death is what a slayer breathes, what a slayer dreams about when she sleeps. ❜
❛ A flare gun? If I find [name], I’m staking him, not signalling ships at sea. ❜
❛ It’s my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn’t make any friends, that I would have last month’s hair. I didn’t think there’d be vampires on campus! ❜
❛ There’s only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us. ❜
❛ The fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire. ❜
❛ The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help ‘cause your girlfriend’s a big ‘ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care. ❜
❛ You have fruit punch mouth. ❜
❛ You smell this bad when you were alive? ❜
❛ [name]’s a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection. ❜
❛ What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn’t even pack a lipstick? ❜
❛ If I need someone to scream like a woman I’ll give you a call. ❜
❛ Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust. ❜
❛ I accidentally killed [name]! That’s okay, right? ❜
❛ That’ll be then. When I’m done. ❜
❛ Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes? ❜
❛ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show ‘em why. ❜
❛ I’m the one that dates dead guys. And, no offence, but they were hotties. ❜
❛ I haven’t processed everything yet. My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much fire bad; tree pretty. ❜
❛ Hey! Remember this? I took it from [name]. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick? ❜
❛ You know. No kick-o, no fight-o. ❜
❛ Oh yes! Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they’ve never met. It’s like Sleepless in Seattle if, if Meg and Tom were, like, minced. ❜
❛ What was the highlight of our relationship – when you broke up with me, or when I killed you? ❜
❛ You’re right. He’s manipulative and shallow… and why doesn’t he want me? Am I so repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you’d tell me, right? ❜
❛ We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we’ll give ‘em one. ❜
❛ You had sex with [name]? You had sex with [NAME]? ❜
❛ Sorry, [name]. Changed the locks. ❜
❛ Besides, I look cute in a tiara. ❜
❛ Oh, [name]! Of course it’s yes! ❜
❛ I’ll end up an old lady who can only live with cats. ❜
❛ Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical till I was at least forty. ❜
❛ I don’t have time for bondage fun. ❜
❛ She knows about viscera. Makes you proud. ❜
❛ They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train. ❜
❛ It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song “I Touch Myself”.. of course, I had no idea what it was about. ❜
❛ I’m working. Go away. ❜
❛ The one who, according to [name], is the, quote: “smartest, funniest, coolest, hottest, and having the thickest boy eyelashes boy in school,” and quote. ❜
❛ I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I’m too grossed out to hear anything you have to say! ❜
❛ Pop culture reference. Sorry. ❜
❛ How can you tell me you understand what those vampires are feeling? You aren’t a passion to them, you are a snack! A willing, idiotic snack. ❜
❛ You want credit for not feeding on bleeding disaster victims? ❜
❛ Let me answer that question with a head-butt. ❜
❛ Right now you’re asking yourself, “What makes this different? What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? ❜
❛ I-I was… just thinking, wouldn’t it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn’t a blood thing.. ❜
❛ Will you just hold me? ❜
❛ If it’s possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual. ❜
❛ I’m just worried this whole session’s gonna turn into some training montage from an 80’s movie. ❜
❛ How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? ❜
❛ Not too crazy? Those are your credentials? ❜
❛ I can fool [name], and I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. Or [name], for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. ❜
❛ Nooo… I think you’re up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. ❜
❛ You’ve awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine. ❜
❛ I’m pretty spry for a corpse. ❜
❛ Oh, look at my poor neck… all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away. ❜
❛ This is a beautiful moment we’re having. Can we please fight? ❜
❛ And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men - evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, 'soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis’ bad. ❜
❛ We can’t actually do any of those things. You’d lose your soul, and besides, I don’t even own a kimono. ❜
❛ Doesn’t matter how well prepped you are, or how well armed you are. You’re a little girl. ❜
❛ You’re in love with pain. Admit it. ❜
❛ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❜
❛ [name] seems so solid. Like.. he wouldn’t cause me heartache. ❜
❛ Okay, a scenario: you back off, I’ll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out. ❜
❛ [name], your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good. ❜
❛ Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn’t it happen? ❜
❛ I don’t know. I kinda’ see [name] as the loyal type. ❜
❛ No, [name], it’s not you. You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. ❜
❛ Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, [name]. ❜
❛ Well, we’ll fix it. We’ll hit serious research mode. ❜
❛ Every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures. ❜
❛ Now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism. ❜
❛ So I told him that I loved him…and I kissed him.. and I killed him. ❜
❛ I’m getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you’re going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction… try saying that ten times fast. ❜
❛ [name] and I are getting married! ❜
❛ We’re going to the magic shop. No school supplies there. ❜
❛ [name] tried to kill me! ❜
❛ So you haven’t murdered anybody lately? Let’s be best pals! ❜
❛ I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. ❜
❛ This is not gonna’ be pretty. We’re talkin’ violence, strong language, adult content. ❜
❛ I have to get away from that 'bad boy’ thing. There’s no good there. ❜
❛ Exactly. I’m sure [name] is flogging and punishing himself.. This is sounding wrong before I even finish.. ❜
❛ I just don’t want you to get your hopes up. ❜
❛ Oh, time has no meaning here. ❜
❛ Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots? ❜
❛ Right. I’m the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping. ❜
❛ Just look at you, [name]. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it’s all zip-a-dee-doo-dah? ❜
❛ You had to tie me up to beat me. There’s a word for people like you, [name]: loser. ❜
❛ Hey! I was intimidating here. ❜
❛ I know you guys think it’s just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it’s not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. ❜
❛ Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You’re in grave danger. I’ll see you next month! ❜
❛ We’re not friends. We never were. ❜
❛ Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. ❜
❛ Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That’s just terrific. Thanks for telling me. ❜
❛ You have a lot to learn about women.. ❜
❛ Aren’t you going to introduce me to your… Holy God, you’re [name]! ❜
❛ Yeah, I’m also a person. You can’t just define me by my Slayerness. That’s… something-ism. ❜
❛ My boyfriend had a bicentennial. ❜
❛ Boy, you’ve really thought this through. How bored were you last year? ❜
❛ This.. is not your business. It’s mine. ❜
❛ Hey, the way things were going, be glad that’s the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something. ❜
❛ Come on, you’ve been dating for what, like 200 years? You don’t know what a girl means when she says maybe she’ll show. ❜
❛ Well, when you’ve been around since Columbus, you’re bound to pile up a few exes. ❜
❛ You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I swear it’s not what it looks like. It’s magic weed. It’s not mine. ❜
❛ I didn’t even break a nail. ❜
❛ God, [name], is that all you think about? ❜
❛ [name] didn’t set this up. [name] did. This is the wrapping for the gift. ❜
❛ You’re older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes. ❜
❛ Mom, I’m a Vampire Slayer. ❜
❛ You know, nothing’s really going to change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror. ❜
❛ I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?’. ❜
❛ Guys. The environment. I’m telling you, it’s totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could all die. ❜
❛ Unfortunately, that’s all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy. ❜
❛ You know what? I like the look. It’s um, it’s extreme, but it looks good, you know, it’s a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn’t I? ❜
❛ What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn’t help. And I hate it! ❜
❛ It’s a stupid dance with stupid people I see every stupid day! ❜
❛ My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame. ❜
❛ Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago. ❜
❛ There are two things that I don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns. ❜
❛ I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would’ve figured it out by now. ❜
❛ You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my MOTHER! ❜
❛ Don’t worry. They can’t come in unless they’re invited. ❜
❛ They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. ❜
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