Funny Debate Quotes And Maybe Advice,

Random Debater, 19

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When your partner gets asked a question in CX that neither of you know the answer to:

[policydebatehaiku-blog]

North Korea

Thank you Kim Jong Un, Now the things that I have learned Are applicable.

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Partnership

My debate partner Just made me angry so I Punch him in the face

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When they ask you a question in CX that fucks you over either way, and you're like

[adobsonartworks]

This is what I hate the most about nearly all online debates. Sometimes opposing sides are NOT equal, and we shouldn’t treat them as if they were.

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1AR: And again, they dropped our argument on their CP Solvency, so I’m going to carry that...

2NR: You want me to address the solvency?

2NR: I’LL ADDRESS THE SOLVENCY-!!

A novice round, 18

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“What? I can’t hear you- yeah my roommates are crying, it’s the night before tournament.”

-Over heard at debate camp, 19

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“Does anybody have a black hair tie??? Does anybody have a black hair tie!! I only brought brightly colored ones and I don’t think that’s debate appropriate!”

-Over heard at debate camp, 19

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Anon, 19

If having two of the exact same blouse in different colors isn’t debater chic, then I don’t know what is.