I have grown so much this year.

I'm Abigail. I'm 29 years old. I am loved. (they/them)

[ryebreadgf]

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

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[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[kocalls]

[segamascott]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[courierrsix]

[depsidase]

[girard]

[goliathgastropod]

Rock the dragon

[alivehouse]

”aaugh free the nipple was CLEARLY started by MEN so they could see more tits” GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE RN!!!!

[punkish-potato]

- Plato, 375 BC

[official-boob-posts]

keeping women in a constant state of shame about their bodies was started by men as a means to control women

become ungovernable and show some nip

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[chips1977]

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.