tumblr retirement center

30 • He/they • I just reblog stuff • Sideblogs: Fuckyeah-tamagotchi • Doll blog • Koopa blog

[aropride]

imagine u get tortured to death and then they call it "good friday"

[markodragic]

Misery (1990)

[throathole]

If I was in a dead wife montage I would be farting in those white sheets

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[brutorc]

drew some knights today

"BIG KNIGHTS I"

[memser]

"in depth character creation, you can literally adjust everything!"

>two genders❌

>gender locked hairstyles❌

>no curly hair❌

>can't make them fat or muscular❌

>you can actually just adjust the face a bunch and be pale and skinny✅

[randomthefox]

"Also the Girl clothes are locked to type B and Type A isn't allowed to wear them."

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[ivcath]

can we have heated rivalry but with bears

[ivcath]

this post was about big hairy men. big sweaty strong hairy musclefat men. mike parrow. martins licis. BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT

[aloneinnewjersey]

cunty american dad mood board

[afloweroutofstone]

The United States government is the world’s greatest threat to peace and stability.

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[mellifexfarm]

[stevehatch]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[northirish]

Imagine not liking hairy chests, where is your love for life? Do you eat your cornflakes without milk too?

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas