i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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Not today Justin
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Cosmic Funnies

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@debonair-tyrant
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
...i beg your pardon?
Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream
😳 ….??????????
they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis
no one understand me
nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit
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vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly
...how does it taste?
the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.
By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.
I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
Forgot the word 'distraught,' almost described someone as 'emotionally disheveled.'
I'm in favor of this one catching on, to be clear.
getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf
my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle