free starscreams on the NHS

cat, they/them, 30+. here to fetishise ambulances. should probably be writing right now! greatcatsbys on AO3 & bsky 🚑❤️

[decepticatsbys]

hello! i made a tumblr because people send me an obscene amount of quality pharma art on here and i can never see it properly, so. (waves)

i will probably be more active on bluesky because i am not much of a Traditional Blogger, but i am trying to be social and meet more people in tf fandom! i write fic on ao3, and am sitting on so much more unedited stuff that i can't wait to neaten up and post soon! (for whatever reason it won't let me use greatcatsbys as a url here, so. evil decepticon edition it is.)

i am relatively new to fandom and am making my way through all of IDW1... medics are my favourite (ratchma has broken my brain in half, specifically) but i am easily convinced by any and all ships. if you're enthusiastic about a ship and you love it, chances are i will love it too!

general wank disclaimer: i am old, write fic that often requires content warnings and includes potentially unsavory kink, and have no interest in morality policing in fictional work or fandom spaces. this will probably be a Discourse-free zone, but i want my position on this to be clear from the outset.

let's reblog sexy robots together! o/

[skywarpie]

This is the whole God damn mood everyday

[candiie-teeth]

reading mtmte i have a massive crush on rodimus yo

[dailymothanon]

Messenger to messenger ✉️ I think Soundwave would appreciate the hard work that pigeons have been thru… as a communications officer himself of course 😌 cough. And of course as a character who often gets left behind, just like them 😒 but whatever yknow… I’m sure it means nothing

[metalenergy]

[theparquet]

Your works are such a delight <3 thank you for the food!

Anyway I think Rodimus deserves to experience the bot equivalent of emergence delirium. I can totally picture him complimenting Ratchet’s shoulders and proposing to Drift. Before they are even together. Teehee.

You have a big brain

[cannedvvurms]

gimpwave

[itskippi]

Mech pilot handler who is generally pretty chill and motivates her pilots by giving them tony hawk pro skater style scores for all the sick war tricks they do

[itskippi]

So I’m learning a lot about ultrakill

[zompasta]

this came into my head at work, this is so stupid :") (Ignore how fuckass starscream looks i mixed designs together for funsies)

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[miracle-falcon]

I am in AWE of the confidence on display here.

[dumi719042]

20251225

drew this months ago, couldn't stop thinking about the Perfect Blue poster and Megatron

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

2: Biological Imperative and Frame Overrides

Genital similarities aside, Merformers lack all concept of societal shame or taboo surrounding their arrays. 

It is theorized that this is due in large part to their inability to disengage their Sexual Interface Arrays during their mating seasons. Whether they are hunting, feeding, basking, socializing, sleeping, or otherwise indisposed, their genitalia are on display and primed for mating.

(Full Zine Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[prayantis]

Me and the other 3 prowldome enjoyers are eating good.

[hibisceaee]

[classjezter]

Thoughts on Hotrod/rodimus being like the bot equivalent to a person who’s a human heater

I LOVE IT ACTUALLY

Roddy having a higher body temp than others is one of my fav headcanons

[jester-nonconforming]

btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!