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G1-Ish Ultra Magnus's War on Horny / Violation of Article 3, Sub-Section 3A of the Autobot Code: 47/150

Rodimus the Barbie Time Traveller / Afterlight: 2/?

Fictional Non-Fiction Cybertronian Pregnancy Book / What To Expect When You’re Sparked: Complete & Revised: 3/?

Vehicons in Prime / SQUAD : 7/?

Starscream: Reddit Edition: 4/?

Prime!Scream Reborn In Cyberverse / Thinness of Life: 1/?

G1 Decepticon Skyfire AU / Second Act: 1/?

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Something Like I'm Sorry: One-Shot. Pre-EarthSpark Speculation on Starscream and Megatron.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

I am open to any transformative works, including art, podfics, translations, and written works inspired by my fics. So long as you tell me about them.

Asks are open if you want to chat.

Fan Continuity has been renamed and moved to a side blog. I've decided to call it Transformers: Legendarium, which is as cool as it sounds because I love my fan continuity very much.

[saywhat-politics]

Harvard University

launched a free college course online that covers basic U.S. Government, understanding the constitution and how to recognize a dictatorship takeover.

Here is the link to the free course "We the People: Civic Engagement in a Constitutional Democracy"

https://pll.harvard.edu/course/we-people-civic-engagement-constitutional-democracy.

We understand that the current catalog of FREE COURSES at Harvard is being EXTENSIVELY EXPANDED, so you'll want to check their website from time to time to see which new courses are being added.

Government Courses | Harvard University

[naamahdarling]

I'd say get in there and save the information sooner rather than later, before it gets yanked. Harvard is being targeted by these assholes.

And yes, it's free. I just signed up.

[zxid]

got bunch of stuff do this week, so instead of drawing something new and big I’ll just post a comic of the Grimfire triplets: Slap, Snort and Miguelito Thundersaur Lock-Fire

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[discourteouscuttlefish]

Poses that were made for Pharma s long ass bird legs

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CHAPTER 49!

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[inthefallofasparrow]

Not like that film was a one-off either.

[mxtomituck]

I would like to add The Birdcage (1996) to this list of drag queen movies (mind you, it's based on a French stage play from 1973).

Which starred Nathan Lane as a drag queen just two years after he had voice Pumba in "The Lion King":

And we ESPECIALLY need to remember Victor Victoria from 1982 (during the REAGAN administration) which is SET IN THE 1930S and stars everyone's favorite curtain-sewing nanny as a struggling soprano who decides to pretend to be a boy doing drag (DOUBLE THE DRAG FOR YOUR MONEY). I mean look at this photo:

Count Victor Grazinski isn't putting up with your transphobia (or you being a dick to Robert Preston).

Unfortunately, the representation of drag and female impersonation (as it was often called pre-Stonewall) is scant in mainstream American cinema due to the Hayes Code. There are definitely more, but these are biggest, "family-friendly" names I can think who have starred in major motion pictures as drag performers.

[asparklethatisblue]

can I add another?

Some Like It Hot (1959), it got in trouble with censors and still went ahead, but it featured a lot of Gender and a character getting really into this whole “being a girl for real” thing, as well as the implication of a a gay engagement being on the table

but like? It has Marilyn Monroe in it and banger music and it’s a classic! I only know from my mother bringing it up and also a tiny bit of exposure to russian tv channels, but I think it was also popular in the Soviet Union? So she’d seen it as a child and loved it so much she watched it with me when I was also just a child.

(not to mention big traditions of children’s theatre with drag performance)

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Chapters: 48/150

Fandom: Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Victory

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Hot Rod/Sunstorm (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet, Starscream & Sunstorm (Transformers), Hot Rod & Ultra Magnus (Transformers), Optimus Prime/Starscream, Jazz/Prowl (Transformers), Bumblebee/Megatron (Transformers), Arcee/Springer (Transformers), Deathsaurus/Esmeral/Star Saber (Transformers)

Characters: Hot Rod (Transformers), Sunstorm (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers), Starscream (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock, Bumblebee (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers), Mirage (Transformers), Gears (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Springer (Transformers), Stunticons (Transformers), Aerialbots (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Slipstream (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Misfire (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), First Aid (Transformers), Star Saber (Transformers), Deathsaurus (Transformers)

Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Post-Season/Series 02, Slight Continuity Soup, Inspiration From IDW1, Epistolary, Social Media, E-mail, Chatting & Messaging, Chatlogs, In Universe Real Person Fanfiction, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack and Angst, Humor, Crack Relationships, Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Friendship, Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Sexual Interfacing, Autobot/Decepticon Cross-Faction Romantic Relationship, Online Dating, Online Relationship, Mistaken Identity, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Protective Siblings, Family Dynamics, Dysfunctional Family, Sex Work, Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers), Conspiracy, Treason, Fictional Religion & Theology, Starscream's Overly Complicated Coverups, Optimus and Starscream Plan A Murder, Hot Rod's Name Is Rodimus, Skywarp's Filmography Is Single Handedly Keeping The Decepticons Afloat, Thundercracker Is A BNF, The DJD Are Decepticon Internal Investigation/Auditing Department, Soundwave Plots Are The Best Plots, Jazz/Prowl Make A Porn, Baby's First Treason, Victory Has Entered The Chat, Hijinks & Shenanigans

Series: Part 1 of Porn, Blasphemy, and Treason Save the Universe Summary:

Ultra Magnus's quest to make the Autobots start following Cross-Faction Fraternization rules.

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I will be updating Violations and feel free to mock me for eternity if nothing happens by end of week.

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GUESS WHO ACTUALLY DID IT!

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I will be updating Violations and feel free to mock me for eternity if nothing happens by end of week.

[pr1ps]

Impactor wants to poke your eye˜˜˜

[soursoppi]

Will you ask to live? You will. You know you will. When the hand closes on your throat, when the ash thickens your breath, you will ask, and ask again

Champion - Astolat

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[downton-not-downtown-smh]

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

[judasconcrete-deactivated202306]

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

[sprachgefuehle]

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

[hearteyedraccoon]

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

[dichterfuerstin]

Don Blorbo from my opera

[toomanystoryideas]

błórbżo from my polish poetry

[velociraptrix]

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

[amarguerite]

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Blorbio from my early modern plays

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Assembling some more from the notes:

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And the kicker:

[lastvalyrian]

useless rosetta stone

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Blorbimus Blorime

[polyhexian]

Pre mtmte cdrw is so funny to think about like what the fuck was rewind thinking. During the time travel kerfuffle CD is like "hey did you and cd2 ever like. Actually talk about dominus" and rewind is like "what? No. Why" like the implications of this are so funny. How did you make it this far. I can see how CD made it this far without pushing it. But you??? Rewind. Rewind how did you marry this man without ever once having any kind of conversation about "hey what happens if we actually FIND your missing husband when we go looking for him." Rewind. Rewind you remarried

[quetzalpapalotl]

It's is hilarious dytasfgj

I think that Rewind took for granted that they were going for a poly arragement (like Mederi) and assumed CD understood the same. He's very one track minded and doesn't realize how he comes across. Like when CD points out if he were to look for Dominus in the past, they would have never met, Rewind stays silent. To Chromedome this silence may be confirmation that Rewind would rather have Dominus, but we know that's not true, and Rewind doesn't bother to clarify because that's obvious.

So he's looking for his missing husband and he and his other dude fall in love and get married while he still very much has the intention of finding his first husband. Obviously, this must mean that Chromedome it's okay with sharing him with Dominus, obviously, what other alternative could there be????

Now, did Rewind ever fucking wonder what would happen if Dominus didn't think Rewind having two husbands is very cash money?

[polyhexian]

Well obviously dominus would be fine with it because rewind knows him so well and he's decided he would be!

[quetzalpapalotl]

#rewind carting around a basket of husbands humming along merrily while they all look at each other awkwardly

[polyhexian]

Funniest possible mtmte endgame is Chromedome finding out rewind and dominus have had an open relationship the entire time and rewind just never thought to mention it

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It really is. Chromedome psyching himself up for some kind of confrontation and emotional crisis a la a soap opera tragedy post *insert dramatic situation here* when they go to see the restored Dominus in his sick bed only to find him talking to some random crew member and to have Dominus, who's still working his way through some issues with memory and who is who and knows who, be all "oh yeah, have you met my conjunx Rewind and, our, no wait that's wrong isn't it, his conjunx husband Chromedome? I have heard only good things".

Rewind: *obliviously happy reunion calmly explaining again how he and Chromedome met while Dominus nods along*

Chromedome: *math calculation meme*

Gosh, I want Dominus to be JUST as weird as Rewind and Chromedome in different but complimentary ways that make him also miss why Chromedome is so thrown by his instant and sincere attempts at friendship and getting to know him, because Dominus's husband marrying Chromedome is the BEST kind of recommendation in Dominus's opinion.

Rewind married again?

Live Dominus reaction?

High fives his husband on his great taste and scoring a great spouse and inviting Chromedome to go, I don't know, Cybertronian equivalent of wine tasting? Because that sounds funny?

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Ambulon.