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Real Issues VS TV Drama | Sonam Wangchuk & Ken-Betwa Ignored for Maulana Krishna Row

Ye kya ho raha hai bhai? Media ka itna patan?

Ek Maulana ka bekaar bayaan viral, Desh bhar mein charcha!

Lekin Sonam Wangchuk ki bhukh hadtal? Ken-Betwa ke pyre protests?

Radio silence.

Godi Media at its finest. Priorities kahaan hain? 😔

Credits: AI Images - ChatGPT News Clipping Video - Aaj Tak | YouTube

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India in a Nutshell

India is a land of adulteration.

Chemicals in food. Ethanol in petrol. Bigotry in religion. Opposition leaders in the ruling party.

How much mixing is too much?

Credits: AI-Generated Video - Google Gemini Visual Inspiration - Me & ChatGPT Ideation - Me, Grok & ChatGPT

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Running on Adulteration

Iss desh mein naagrik hona bhi bada challenging job hai, my friend.

👉 Kam paisa kamaao to lower middle-class. 👉 Kam kharch karo to proper food nahi. 👉 Proper food nahi to strength nahi. 👉 Kam kharch karo to sirf Bachelor's degree. 👉 Sirf Bachelor's degree to kam salary wali job. 👉 Car na khareedo to FM bolti hain economy chalao. 👉 Car khareed lo to itna tax do ki khud ko hi do thappad maarne ka mann kare. 👉 Phir uske liye compatible fuel bhi nahi.

😨 Beech mein job chali jaaye to EMI ka tension alag.

😠 Aur agar iss sab ke baare mein likh do, bol do, ya video bana do… to anti-yeh, anti-woh ka tag alag.

Bahut mushkil hai, dost.

Credits: Skeletor Video Template - Isaac C (YouTube) Skeletor Voice - Fish Audio

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My Wishlist VS My Bank Balance

Aur kis-kiski wishlist aur aarthik istithi mai itna gehra fark hain? Sapne hero waale shauk rakhne ke aur paise ke naam par dabba gul.

Credits: Check Balance App Interface Image - Pinterest Screenshot Images - Lenskart | Sheaffer | The Youth Space | Casio Wallet and Safe Images - ChatGPT Generated AI Images Sampradayani Suddapoosa Audio - Suresh Bobbili - Topic (YouTube)

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Endless Indian Corruption Saga

Endless corruption.

Kabhi ye party. Kabhi wo party. Kabhi ye bada mantri. Kabhi wo bada afsar. Kabhi ye scam. Kabhi wo scam. Kabhi itna crore rupiya. Kabhi utna arab rupiya. Kabhi luxury gaadi. Kabhi dher saari zameen. Kabhi heere-moti ke zevar. Kabhi sone-chandi ki eetein.

Har kuchh samay baad naye aarop, naye vivaad, aur wahi purani kahaani.

Aur jab kisi par aarop lagte hain, to kai baar charcha jawaabdehi se hatkar opposition ki saazish ya dharm ki taraf mod di jaati hai.

Ab isse zyaada kya bole?

Shayad ye hamaari siyasat se zyada, hamaare "One Party Prem" waali soch ka pramaan hai.

Aur sabse dukhad baat? Koi bhi party humein bachane nahi aa rahi. Aakhirkaar, humein hi sawaal poochhne honge.

Credit: Om Namah Shivay Serial - Episode 246 - Bhakti Katha (YouTube)

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Pata nahi why this feels relevant - 2

Ab kya hi kehna? Kya hi bolna? Aur kya hi karna?

Jinko kehna chahiye tha wo to haath gande karke baith gaye. Jinko bolna chahiye tha unhone opposite party ko blame karke Khushi manaali. Aur karne waalo ka to sabka "Maalik" ek hi hain. Use jab jo theek lagta hai wahi ho jaata hain. Politics ke galiyaaro mai ab Maalik ka hi maano ekchhatr saamraajy ho chuka hain.

Credit: OMG Full Bollywood Movie | movies palace (YouTube)

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Country's Situation Right Now

Ab kya hi bole? Kisi ko kuch kehna hai to comment section khaali pada hain. Iss video ko dekh ke jo mann mai aaye wo likho. Likho if you feel cheated. Likho if the country matters to you. Likho if being middle-class matters to you. Likho if education matters to you. Likho if unemployment matters to you.

Likho… Bolo… Aur bata do duniya ko ke iss power play ke khel aam aadmi chaahe ho kabhi bhi paida ho, kahi bhi rahe, wo inn hukmraano se kabhi nahi darega.

Credits: Images - ChatGPT AI & DepositPhotos Audio - Instagram

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Grumpy Cat X Dhurandhar X Non-Veg Lover

Dhurandhar really brought a storm of memes that was relatable for the people. One of them was the famous when Hamza sits to have tea with tears in his eyes.

This was a very emotional scene as he himself shot his friend Alam. Then the following line started to circulate - Akele baith kar chai pi to pata chala, swaad chai ka nahi kisi apne ke saath baith kar peene ka tha. (Almost this)

But the internet is internet. People started to make funny memes.

And we know how creative we Indians are in making relatable and funny content. So their came a storm around this content as well.

And here's my version of it - Akele non-veg khaane ke baad hi pata chala ki… …asli swaad non-veg mai hi tha.

Let me tell you this is just for fun. Mazaa Family/Friends/Ex-Collegemates/Ex-Schoolmates kisi ke saath bhi aa sakta hain. But ye bhi sach hai ke jab akele khaate hai to we can enjoy the taste to the fullest.

Credits: Image - Grumpy Cat Meme Image - Facebook (The Official Grumpy Cat) Audio - Instagram

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Pata nahi why this feels relevant - 1

This scene from Haasil shows the dark reality of how power actually works. The student leader beats the minister with a slipper. Then reminds him of proof that can destroy everything. The minister stays silent.

Not out of respect. Out of fear. Fear of losing his reputation, his position, his entire career.

Power can make or break a person. But today, media runs on advertising revenue.

And that revenue keeps ministers looking untouchable, all around the world. In this scene, the student leader tells the politician he wants to throw him out of power. The minister admits it would be hard. Because back then, hiding the truth was not this easy.

Today, media buries even a single bad story that could crack that magnificent image.

We all know this. Policies made under pressure from business lobbies. Policies shaped by a single business owner. Policies that serve foreign interests, or simply the leader's own.

The public can read it. Discuss it. Connect the dots. But somehow, people still see the political party as their only shield. A shield built from fear of what the other side might do. Let me remind you that this other side is again a narrative shaped by the politicians and media.

Put your political leanings aside for a moment. Look at what you are actually losing. It is the future of your children. It is the future of children living in your neighborhood. It is the future of that government employee who may not get enough pension to survive his old age. It is you, who will one day pay amounts that exceed your savings, even for the basics.

Because the leader only loves his chair. For him, you are just a number. A number he needs to appear on election day, to press his party symbol. That's all you are to him. That's all.

Credit: Video - Haasil Movie Scene | Abhishek Raj (YouTube)

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Drunkard Baby Doggie

Isn't this puppy cute? Dekha hai kabhi aise kisi chhote doggie ko 😊?

Hamaare yahaan 3 female stray dogs hain. 1 mother aur 2 fully grown daughters uski. Ye unhi mai se ek ka baccha hain. Iss season mai dhoop na lage isliye meri Maa, Papa, aur Bhai ise aur iske baaki bhai-behen ko morning time mai andar hi rakhte hain. Because the temperature is too much to bear for a significant part of the day.

They keep sleeping because they are small. So they play a little, run around, eat, drink, and sleep.

Sometimes we keep the main door open so they can go outside as their mothers come to feed them. My mother keeps a pot that is used by all these dogs to quench their thirst.

To keep themselves cool, the puppies sometimes sleep hugging the pot. This helps them to stay calm and sleep comfortably.

Credit: Audio - Instagram

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The 5 PM Meeting x Panipat Movie

Arz kiya hai ki… Ke seengh nahi hote lomdi ke, Ke seengh nahi hote lomdi ke, 5 baje meeting naa rakha karo… . . . . . . . . . . …Mann nahi lagta naukri main.

Credit: Panipat Full Movie (2019) - Shahid Bhai | YouTube

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Me Alone VS With AI

AI has empowered mankind. Seriously, no doubt about that.

I have read many stories about how people have managed to even start their business or increase efficiency in the workplace. All thanks to the free plans that people used for doing their work.

Personally, I have enjoyed these tools and the services they offer. I have used AI for generating text, photos, and videos.

Even after knowing that my privacy is at stake every time I upload an image or file. Even after knowing that all those will be used for training models and making me obsolete in future.

But one cannot turn a blind eye even after knowing all this. Because the work must be done, regardless of the circumstances.

We cannot deny that corporations want their employees to be equipped with or be familiar with AI tools for work. The fact that Microsoft recently asked its employees to stop using Claude at work due to the high costs of tokens.

But still, I want people to know that using AI does not always make one a superhero. Not everywhere do people need AI to figure out matters in daily use.

Also, I don't think that should be the basic idea behind AI. I know I am being a hypocrite here myself, as I have used AI a hundred times to generate images of my own face in different avatars.

Like writing a small paragraph, email, message, or a LinkedIn text should not be a thing for AI to figure out. But AI was made to actually help with tasks requiring complex computing and planning.

So, no matter what, let's maintain a balance and not rely on AI for every small task. Let's make it more useful by opening our minds in the field of technological and creative innovation.

Credits: AI Images ChatGPT

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Audios Manectro | SSJVegeta6235 | DBZRemixes | thehitsugaya4444 | GLADIUS | Antonio Muñoz | Yasuo Hasagi | BleezyTV (YouTube)

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Corporate India in One Meme

Let's talk about something serious. Aapne Corporate India ka naam suna hain?

Wahi jisme naukri aur ek bright future ka khwaab dikhakar hume bada kiya gaya tha. Arre wahi jiske chakkar mai hum 2- to 3-tier cities waale log 1-tier ki mehengi lifestyle afford karne ke liye daud padte hain.

Arre wahi jahaan kaam karne ke liye people get experience scenarios like living alone, chilling with friends, interacting with the outside world, and working to make future better for a stable tomorrow. Ab wo jo ek bubble tha, uska bhi AI bubble ki tarah daayra ghat ta jaa raha hain.

Kyunki bilkul Fir Hera Pheri movie waali Hera Pheri chal rahi hain. Profit aata hain aur topic executives ka "Aadha Tera, Aadha Mera, aur Baaki sab bacche logon ka" waala kaam shuru.

Iss khaanajungi se companies aur employees ko kai baar problem bhi hoti hai but … … ab paisa cheez hi aisi. Wo galti har baar karwaati hai baar-baar karwaati hai jisse employees leave organizations.

Now you see, badi service-based companies mai employees ki salaries product-based waalon se bahot kam hoti hain. Kuch mass recruitment aur specialized skillset bhi isme matter karte hain.

But when it comes to top executives, to wo chaahe service ho ya product-based, wahaan salary takriban ek-jaisi lagti hain. Aur kai baar to service-based mai hi zyaada hoti hain.

Chote main … Corporate mai paisa hai, stability bhi hai kind off, but future mai scope bahot kam hain. Isliye focus on skills, creativity, innovation, and networking.

Credits: FebBox - ShowBox | Outlook Business | The Times of India | Outlook Business | Business Roundtable | Jenova AI | ChatGPT

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Me to My Muslim Friend on Bakrid

Tag kariye apne friends ko, wish bhi kariye, aur biryani khaane bhi jaayiye.

Aap bhi apne non-veg lover friend ko tag kijiye jo Eid ki daawat ka besabri se intezaar karta hain.

Aaj hi apne uss musalmaan dost ke paas jaayiye. Dur hai to phone lagaaiye. Usse miliye. Gale lagaaiye. Khushiyaan manaaiye. Khaaiye aur muskuraaiye. Kuch aur happy moments apni zindagi ki diary ke panne par darj kijiye.

Isi ke saath. Sabko Eid Mubaarak.

Credit: Abe Saale!!!!!!!!!!! Majedar chacha - Loose Talks | HERE-I-AM (YouTube)

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Peace Was Never an Option

Pichle kuch saal to matlab sardardi bann gaye hain for Indian public. Situation to worldwide level par hi kharab hain but lets talk about India, kyunki mai Indian hoon.

Matlab war kahaan hua tha? Ukraine aur Russia mai. Mujhe ghar waalon ne JioMart bheja, wahaan hamaara waala cooking oil mila hi nahi. Thode se mehenge tel ke 2-3 pouch lekar counter pahuncha to pata chala panic buying ke chakkar mai public frustrate ho chuki hain.

Sab trolleyian lekar saamaan ka dher lagaaye huye thee. Par aisa kyu hota hain? Kyunki ye cheez jo panic buying se related hai, ye tab bhi dekhi gayee thi jab Hormuz vivaad ki khabar Bharat aate hi logon ne petrol aur gas cylinder kharidne shuru kar diye thee.

Baat seedhi si hain. Log corona ka samay bhule nahi hai jab desh traahimaam kar raha tha aur essentials ke liye bhi samasya hone lagi thi.

Par stithi jitni dikh rahi hai, uss se bhi kahin zyada ghaatak hain.

Bharat desh mai problem sirf baahri kaarano se hi nahi, androoni se bhi hain.

Jaise Gareebi. Bhukhmari. Mehengai. Berozgaari. Ameero ki khidmatgaari. Bikaao Media/Government PR Agency. Bad Governance. Kharaab Road. Corruption. Jansankhya Visphot. Tangdili. Saamprdayik jhagde.

Aur ye sab koi International kaarno ki den nahi hain. Ye sab hamaari apni mushkile hain.

Jinka Samadhaan iss desh ko chaahiye hi chaahiye.

Credits: AI Images - ChatGPT Audio - Instagram/YouTube

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My and My Friend Apurv

Ye jo mera dost Apurv hain. Ye ke alag hi tareeke ka praani hain. Bahot lamba hai ye kad mai mujhse. Bilkul Tangaballi jaise dikhta hai Chennai Express ka.

Par bada understanding rakhta hain. Bachpan se mere saath hain. Aajkal foreign mai hain. Par we always stay connected. Aur jab bhi aata hai milta zaroor hain. Jab bhi milta hai I feel happy.

Aise Friends priceless hote hain. Inko sambhaal kar rakha kariye.

Credit: AI Images - ChatGPT

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Reality of People in Creative Fields

Kalapi Keriwala is the perfect persona of a creative person based in India.

Doesn't matter how good at something you are. Be it dance, photography, writing, painting, singing, etc.

You need that one opportunity for opening doors to success … … along with doors to earn enough money to make your passion your livelihood.

Credit: Hu Raju Ne Rukhsana Scene | Gujarati Comedy (YouTube)